Happy Birthday America! Pendant by G Jarvis

Happy Birthday to America, and Happy Birthday to me! That’s right, folks. I am one of the lucky ducks that gets to share their birthday with the birth of my nation. And as a bonafide yankee doodle dandee, I am your source for cheesy Americana. Sure, kitsch is a German word, but they just invented it. It is our great United States that perfected it. Observe.

Here we have combined two of our most fetishized icons: the American flag (in rhinestone, no less) and Barbie. Lovingly arranged into an almost inscrutably bizarre pendant by G. Jarvis Jewelry, this one-of-a-kind, handcrafted gem can be yours for a mere twenty five smackers. Seriously, this version of creepy cuteness has swerved so far from cute that it’s basically just pure, loveable creepy with a little sparkle. Who could ask for anything more? Available from G. Jarvis Jewelry.

Photo Credit: G. Jarvis Jewelry