How Not to Pose for Pictures

A fine example of how not to pose for your homecoming or wedding pictures, people.  Seriously — what is wrong with this girl?  And who would knowingly and willingly put this photo in their catalog?  Here is the scenario I imagine that would lead to this photo being published…

The model was high.  The photographer was high.  The photographer only took one picture, and then they both went to smoke some more weed.  The store owner had no other photos to choose from and was forced to either use this one or not sell any of these dresses.

That is the only logical explanation I can think of.

And on another note, if you’re going to be a model, maybe you should think about investing in some basic grooming items, like, for example, a hairbrush.

Okay, now that I got that snarkiness out of my system, if you weren’t so distracted by the ho-ish heroin pose that you could actually focus on the dress, it’s called Maisie’s Bridesmaids Dress, and you can purchase it here. 

The above is available in jade or olive green and is called Jessica’s Evening Dress.  It features a fan-pleated bodice and comes in plus sizes.  (And yay — the model knows how to pose.)

Both outfits are available at Be Flirty.

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