Mr. & Mrs. Pratt Run Into Janice Dickinson

This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable.

First of all, Janice’s shoes look an awful lot like orthopedic loafers. Maybe if her legs weren’t revealing her actual age (sorry honey, no matter how skinny you are or how much plastic surgery you get, age spots and veins give away the truth), the shoes wouldn’t be such a problem, but in this context, she looks like she was up all night working the graveyard shift at the hospital, not like she is/was/thinks she was the World’s First Supermodel.