Strappy boots from Sigerson Morrison

I know these boots from Sigerson Morrison are really trendy right now, but for some funny reason, they remind me of something:

But I just can’t quite put my finger on it…

I’ve got an idea!

Or maybe:

Which leaves me wondering, why would I want to spend almost $1700 on a pair of boots that remind me of wooden blinds or folding screens?

Ah, the mysteries of the universe!

boots: Zappos

screen & blinds photos: Amazon.com