Eva Longoria’s jumpsuit: Hot or not?

Eva Longoria may have more money than your average person does, what with being a celebrity and all. Still, she has worn this purple Gerard Darel jumpsuit at least twice that we know of. Seeing a person with millions of dollars floating around wearing something in public more than once is always notable.

The first time she was seen in this jumpsuit, she wore it with a skinny belt. Most recently, she was was spotted wearing it while leaving the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles and this time she wore a wide black leather belt. Regardless of what she used to cinch her waist, the bigger question is this:

Eva Longoria’s jumpsuit: Hot or not?

I’m going to admit to a bias right off the bat – I hate jumpsuits. No matter how pretty the print might be, no matter what the designer name attached to it is, to me a jumpsuit is ugly. First of all, on an adult they remind me of an inmate’s outfit. If Eva had chosen this in orange she’d fit right in at the nearest penitentiary.

Second, if I can get past the prisonwear chic, the next thing I think of is young children. I dressed both my daughters in various jumpsuits. They were each under the age of three at the time. Not a look I associate with upstanding citizens who are in their adult years.

Third, I just think it’s ridiculously impractical. What do you do if you need to pee? You end up having to undo the entire thing and then pulling it all down just to sit on the toilet. If you also consider this dilemma with the general state of public bathrooms, it just doesn’t seem very hygienic either; do you want to worry about your outfit accidentally dragging onto the floor right in front of the toilet?

So unfortunately, as much as I love Eva’s style 95% of the time I have to vote that no, this jumpsuit is definitely Not Hot.

What do you think?

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