Be bootylicious this holiday season!
December 1, 2008 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Beauty
Once upon a time, a guy I had a thang for told me I had a great ass. (Am I allowed to type ass here? I guess I’m about to find out…)
Instantly, I started to walk a little differently, and accentuate my bootylicious assets as much as possible.
I am not alone - all of us women spend our entire life trying to propel our best arse forward, and will often spend way too much money on jeans in order to make it closer to a reality.
Now, one may wonder why, in a beauty blog, I am speaking of jeans…but I maintain, a good pair of jeans is intrinsic to feeling beautiful!
And thus, why I am obsessed with Joe’s Jeans - their Honey Mulholland cut is everything I love: all-over deep dark color and a classic boot cut. They are great for dressing up or for a casual day at the coffee house. And, most importantly, they make my butt look great. This is accomplished by subtle bronze stitching on front and back which matches the rivets and buttons. The back pockets are embroidered and have outlined stitching making them stand out from the rest of the jean. It’s brilliant craftsmanship that even NASA would be proud to call their own.
As this is the season of giving, I want to give the greatest gift of all to my readers: a great ass. And thus, I will offer it in the same way it was bestowed upon me - a pair of Joe’s Jeans. Three readers will receive the pair of their choice (and that also goes for men’s or kid’s styles if you prefer). Whether you have traits you are trying to accentuate or diminish, there will be a style for you! Check out all the styles at www.joesjeans.com/shop/home.php
To have your chance to win - tell me your sexiest asset, and how you maintain it!
Deadline is December 19!
Photo credit: Joe’s Jeans
My wit, maintained through daily humor injections
My breasts are probably my best asset..I wish there were better ways to maintain them.
I think my best feature is my eyes and I keep them moisturized and use a lot of wrinkle cream.
My most beautil assets are my eyes and my behind. By excercising I maintain my firm booty and good rest, good nutrition I maintain non-puffy and beautiful eyes. Thanks for the contest!
My sexiest asset has to be my smile - so I brush carefully everyday and whiten twice a year!
My greatest asset is my fair skin. Despite tanned skin being “in”, I do what I can to protect what I have and stay out of the sun.
I have very nicely shaped calves I’ve been told. It must be from exercise!
My eyes. I protect them with sunglasses and use moisturizer at night.
My sexiest asset is my sense of humor. I maintain it by leaving my kids with the hubby occasionally and going out with the girls.
I keep my rear in gear by climbing stairs.
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My eyes
My eyes - sunglasses and mascara. (some might say my bum but I think it’s too big, hopefully the jeans would help with that!)
My eyes are my best assest. I keep them looking great by using subtle eyeshadow and moisturize and protect them.
My cleavage is my sexiest asset, but I don’t really do anything to maintain it.
My sexiest assett is my bedroom hair.
My bust and I just try to buy properly fitted bras to keep them perky.
I’ve got so many to choose from! haha.
Right now, I’d have to say my chesticles. Pretty sexy. Thanks!
my dimples-I maintain them by smiling alot ;0)