Be bootylicious this holiday season!
December 1, 2008 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Beauty, Beauty Trends, Body Care
Once upon a time, a guy I had a thang for told me I had a great ass. (Am I allowed to type ass here? I guess I’m about to find out…)
Instantly, I started to walk a little differently, and accentuate my bootylicious assets as much as possible.
I am not alone – all of us women spend our entire life trying to propel our best arse forward, and will often spend way too much money on jeans in order to make it closer to a reality.
Now, one may wonder why, in a beauty blog, I am speaking of jeans…but I maintain, a good pair of jeans is intrinsic to feeling beautiful!
And thus, why I am obsessed with Joe’s Jeans – their Honey Mulholland cut is everything I love: all-over deep dark color and a classic boot cut. They are great for dressing up or for a casual day at the coffee house. And, most importantly, they make my butt look great. This is accomplished by subtle bronze stitching on front and back which matches the rivets and buttons. The back pockets are embroidered and have outlined stitching making them stand out from the rest of the jean. It’s brilliant craftsmanship that even NASA would be proud to call their own.
As this is the season of giving, I want to give the greatest gift of all to my readers: a great ass. And thus, I will offer it in the same way it was bestowed upon me – a pair of Joe’s Jeans. Three readers will receive the pair of their choice (and that also goes for men’s or kid’s styles if you prefer). Whether you have traits you are trying to accentuate or diminish, there will be a style for you! Check out all the styles at www.joesjeans.com/shop/home.php
To have your chance to win – tell me your sexiest asset, and how you maintain it!
Deadline is December 19!
Photo credit: Joe’s Jeans

















My sexiest assets are my eyes. I use every cream known to man to maintain their sexiness. Oh, and daily naps. Those are my favorite.It must be working because I do get compliments.
Well, last year I would have said my sexiest assets were my eyes and my personality…but, wether its a good or a bad thing, I’d have to say that as of May 23rd, my sexiest assets are “the girls”. As for maintenance…I guess the only thing I really have to do is use some Palmers and Mederma for the little scars and regular trips to Vicky’s so they always look their best! LOL
My booty is my sexiest asset. I maintain it by working out 5 days a week and finding the right pair of jeans to flaunt it.
Thanx for the contest.
My charm and good looks.
My sexiest asset is my eyes. I play them up with makeup.
my hands ~ I keep very long painted nails
My eyes… I use eyeliner to make them more attractive:)
myhair is my greatest asset, and all i have to do is wash it occasionally
I hate plugging myself, but I do think I have great arms.
I have great red hair. I keep it clean and styled
I have very long legs. I try to exercise to keep them toned.
my hair coloring it
Well, my hubby tells me my butt is awesome, but I have noticed that he is starting to need glasses, so I don’t know if I should trust his opinion!! I don’t really do anything to take care of it…
my eyes, sunglasses outdoors is a must
My butt, & my eyes.
My hair.
I have nice lips. I keep them well moisturized and I don’t drink with straws or out of bottles so I don’t get “smokers” lips.
I’ve * been told * many, many times that I have beautiful lips …. so I will agree
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My best asset is my heart. I am a very giving person and I take care of what I can. I love people and am willing to help as needed. I also have beautiful eyes.
I so need some new jeans. I have never owned Joe’s Jeans but would love to try a pair. They accentuate the butt,hmmm…very interesting.
Mine is my legs and I maintain them by running a lot and entering races like 5ks and half marathons.
I would have to say my best physical asset is my breasts. I hate to say it, but they are! I would love to try these jeans…please enter me!
I love my arms I love to wear sleveless tops to show them off
wow i really love joes jeans they fit great!
My beautiful blue eyes.
My green eyes – have learned to line them with a deep purple liner that makes them ‘pop’ and my Irish skin – sunscreen all the time and have learned to love my freckles!
My best asset would have to be my long, long legs and pretty nice ass. (No pun intended) I love to wear jeans for that reason. Someting that keeps my butt looink firm and nice lean jeans to make my long legs, longer.
Mine are my legs! and the smile that goes with them
I’d have to say my eyes. Thanks.
My eyes are the best asset. I try to maintain it by getting enough sleep each night
My sexiest asset is my intelligence. I maintain it by reading nightly. But hey, my booty could use some accentuating too.
My best asset is probably my between my butt (the perfect size of midsize) and my breasts (they’re too big for me but I can’t deny that they look amazing in a balcony bra).
I don’t know how i maintain my ass but I keep my breasts in shape by always wearing a bra so they don’t get droopy.
I’d definitely have to say my eyes-get plenty of sleep and eyeliner. Thanks for the contest.
I maintain my sexy lips with lots of water and great lip balms!
butt and legs, I try to do yoga at least twice a week
My brain is my most beautiful asset, so I make sure I read everyday to keep it that way.
my husband tells me i have the sexiest cheeks, and such an asset isn’t hard to maintain (a bit of blush maybe)
My baby blues…My eyes are soooo blue people think I wear colored contacts…I don’t…
As a Dental hygienist I’d say my smile!
I would love to win those jeans!
muffins74@verizon.net
Wow, the jeans sound great!
I know it sounds weird, but I have really sexy calves. They are the perfect length and width, and look sleek. I always make sure to have them shaved nice and smooth to show them off and to wear skirts and shorts and heels to really accentuate it!
My sexiets assets (or so I have been told) are my lips – I have naturally full and medium pigmented lips. People ask if I have even gotten injections! I mainatin them by using a lip scrub 1x per week and applying lip balm at night (and during the day). I also never ever lick my lips – that dries them out.
My GREAT smile
my smile
but I’d love some new jeans!
My smile.
My Come Hither look…and I’m looking at these great jeans! ~ ~
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My sexiest asset are my eyes. I moisturize them daily and I enhance them with mascara.
My brain
My sexist asset are my lips. They aren’t Angelina Jolie full but pretty full naturally.
I guess my personality. That sounds corny, but what can I say! *S* Thanks for the contest.
My personality is my sexiest asset. With a great personality everything is sexy, and I maintain it the best of the best.
Merry Christmas
and
A Happy New Year!!!