Be bootylicious this holiday season!
December 1, 2008 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Beauty, Beauty Trends, Body Care
Once upon a time, a guy I had a thang for told me I had a great ass. (Am I allowed to type ass here? I guess I’m about to find out…)
Instantly, I started to walk a little differently, and accentuate my bootylicious assets as much as possible.
I am not alone – all of us women spend our entire life trying to propel our best arse forward, and will often spend way too much money on jeans in order to make it closer to a reality.
Now, one may wonder why, in a beauty blog, I am speaking of jeans…but I maintain, a good pair of jeans is intrinsic to feeling beautiful!
And thus, why I am obsessed with Joe’s Jeans – their Honey Mulholland cut is everything I love: all-over deep dark color and a classic boot cut. They are great for dressing up or for a casual day at the coffee house. And, most importantly, they make my butt look great. This is accomplished by subtle bronze stitching on front and back which matches the rivets and buttons. The back pockets are embroidered and have outlined stitching making them stand out from the rest of the jean. It’s brilliant craftsmanship that even NASA would be proud to call their own.
As this is the season of giving, I want to give the greatest gift of all to my readers: a great ass. And thus, I will offer it in the same way it was bestowed upon me – a pair of Joe’s Jeans. Three readers will receive the pair of their choice (and that also goes for men’s or kid’s styles if you prefer). Whether you have traits you are trying to accentuate or diminish, there will be a style for you! Check out all the styles at www.joesjeans.com/shop/home.php
To have your chance to win – tell me your sexiest asset, and how you maintain it!
Deadline is December 19!
Photo credit: Joe’s Jeans
My mind
my personality
i am a ” if life gives you Lemons ,make Lemonade” type of person …lots a Humor 
Thanks for this great Contest , i think my most expensive Jeans i own is $39.99 ,so this would be a treat
I guess my sexiest asset is my boobs—it’s certainly not my butt! My butt is almost totally flat and I haven’t been able to find ANY type of jeans, body shaper or anything else that really helps. Can’t even wear a belt; they make my “no-ass” look even more ridiculous. No cropped jackets or tops, either! Ahhh! But my boobs are a whole different story! I’m 55, have had 4 children, and am a grandmother. I have not worn a bra since I was about 20 years old and I have NO sagging or loss of tone in my breasts what-so-ever! They are as perky as any young, childless woman out there. What makes this even more incredible is that , by tape measure calculations, I would wear about a 36-D bra, if I chose to wear one! Yep, they are for real—just as the Good Lord gave them to me. My husband of 36 years is very grateful! Good genes, I guess.
My sexiest asset is my smile. I use it all the time…make sure I make time for myself and get 8 hrs of sleep every night.
At 65 it is still my legs – I go to the gym and work out several times a week but not as much as I used to.
I have a small waist; I always try to emphasize that with my clothing! I’d love to try these jeans! thanks!
my booty.. i keep that my working out every day
My small waist and I don’t do anything to maintain it just born that way.
My eyes
my smile
It has to be my butt. More than once I have asked guys if it would be better for me to walk in the room backwards to receive the attention first as opposed to when I leave. Ha!
I need a new pair of jeans that I can wear that aren’t too tight, appropriate for the rare jeans day at work yet still accentuate my best feature.
My sexiest asset is definately my ass! I’m an average built girl with a JLO ass that I’ve only come to appreciate in the last year or so. The right ass fit in your jeans really does make a difference!
I think my eyes and my smile are my best asset. To maintain my bright eyed look I love to wear mascara to play up my lashes or when wearing makeup I always opt for a more bold eye look, as for my smile I just brush as often as possible and visit my dentist! Thanks for the contest and good to luck to everyone!
I’ve lost 4 sizes over the last year. My husband thinks I’m sexy, although I still need to lose about 40 lbs. I could really use some new jeans. Been going to thrift stores , until I get to my goal. Eating a healthier lifestyle and losing weight lets my husband make me feel sexier than I have for awhile. Please enter me, thank you
my assets are my eyes..
i like joe jeans
My lips, I keep them moisturized and shiny at all times
my sexiest asset is my breasts, i’d say, and i keep them in nice victoria’s secret bras
My smile
My booty! How do I maintain it? Hmmm…..with an awesome pair of jeans!
all the boys tell me i have sexy leg also i love nice jean i will look wonderful in those my husband will go wild seein me in a size15 i live in trinidad west indies so i am hopeing your contest is open to this area
My sexiest asset is my eyes. I mantain this by wearing makeup only when necessary and making sure that I take it off when possible. I also use moisturizers meant for just the eye area so I don’t cause problems. Thank you for the contest!
My sexiest assess is my hair!
I’d say my eyes are my sexiest asset. To maintain them I get lots of rest, and apply my makeup oh so carefully.
My smile and my eyes
My sexiest asset is my attitude. I think it helped me stand out when I was younger and it keeps my husband on his toes now!
My sexiest asset is my mysterious ways. It has intrigued many men along the way, and it still keeps my husband guessing. How do I maintain this, well I never let on to what I am thinking or what I am going to do next.
My confidence
My mind, my attitude.
I have a perfectly small behind and walking stairs enhances it. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
My booty, I work out a lot, doing knee bends mostly and the stair stepper.
My bottom! I run 4 days a week!
legs- iwork out
The bottom half I would say
My best asset is my smile and skin.
This pair of jeans will look dyomite om with my great asset of a behind, which I proudly display everywhere I go, I work out daily to maintain my great assets.
My greatest asset is my bum. Although I do have a nice rack too. I maintain my booty by working out ,massages with oil done by my hubby and feeling sexy at 44.
my smile, brush, brush, brush :0)
Oh personality for sure, because everyone have a different taste when it comes to one’s looks. But with a good personality, you could charm pretty much everyone! So I try to stay positive
My sexiest asset is my my bubbily personality. For some strange reason people just open up. No matter where I go, I always try to make others feel comfortable. I wish I could also say my bottom, but working on it. I have heard that Joe’s Jeans can help accentuate your figure in the mean time.
My eyes-get plenty of rest when possible. Thanks for the awesome contest! I would LOVE to win a pair of these!
My best asset is my weight. I try to maintain a healthy frame with workouts at the gym.
my butt is my sexiest asset and I love it because I got it from my mama lol
Opps
My butt is my sexiest asset and I got it from my mama lol but i do nothing to maintain my figure I have 1 child and no one can tell its just my genes and I only weigh 105
My sexiest asset is hair, I maintain it by making sure not damaging it by teasing or coloring it
It used to be my butt or so I was told, gotta few more pounds to drop and maybe it will be that again
Yep, I’ll admit it. My booty is my best asset. No pun intended. =) I walk a lot and I think I was just born with a round behind. Not sure real sure with what to put for how I mantain it. =P
My eyes are my best asset. I try to get plenty of rest. Thanks for the awesome contest! I would LOVE to win a pair of these.
My big butt, I eat chocolate to maintain it
My sexiest asset is my intelligence, and I maintain it by READING and also staying informed about inventions and fashions (sometimes when people say this they mean that they are unattractive, but this is not my case – I truly think that intelligence informs how you move, carry yourself, dress, and act, and THAT is what’s sexiest, when paired with another person!).
My patience