Be bootylicious this holiday season!
December 1, 2008 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Beauty, Beauty Trends, Body Care
Once upon a time, a guy I had a thang for told me I had a great ass. (Am I allowed to type ass here? I guess I’m about to find out…)
Instantly, I started to walk a little differently, and accentuate my bootylicious assets as much as possible.
I am not alone – all of us women spend our entire life trying to propel our best arse forward, and will often spend way too much money on jeans in order to make it closer to a reality.
Now, one may wonder why, in a beauty blog, I am speaking of jeans…but I maintain, a good pair of jeans is intrinsic to feeling beautiful!
And thus, why I am obsessed with Joe’s Jeans – their Honey Mulholland cut is everything I love: all-over deep dark color and a classic boot cut. They are great for dressing up or for a casual day at the coffee house. And, most importantly, they make my butt look great. This is accomplished by subtle bronze stitching on front and back which matches the rivets and buttons. The back pockets are embroidered and have outlined stitching making them stand out from the rest of the jean. It’s brilliant craftsmanship that even NASA would be proud to call their own.
As this is the season of giving, I want to give the greatest gift of all to my readers: a great ass. And thus, I will offer it in the same way it was bestowed upon me – a pair of Joe’s Jeans. Three readers will receive the pair of their choice (and that also goes for men’s or kid’s styles if you prefer). Whether you have traits you are trying to accentuate or diminish, there will be a style for you! Check out all the styles at www.joesjeans.com/shop/home.php
To have your chance to win – tell me your sexiest asset, and how you maintain it!
Deadline is December 19!
Photo credit: Joe’s Jeans

















my forearms! by doing forearm exercises
I maintain my beautiful booty by just doing what I do to keep looking like I look. =P
My sexiest asset is confidence. Beauty fades, booty fades, and if you don’t have confidence, even a pair of jeans as fine as Joe’s won’t get the beauty or the booty back. Although it helps. Love Joe’s Jeans.
Thanks for the opp, and happy holidays.
Here’s to a nice ass!
My eyes-get plenty of rest. I wanna win these jeans bad!! Thanks for the great contest!
Hmm… my sexiest asset would probably be my hair, I always get compliments on it but it’s naturally wavy and I really don’t do much to it! But in order to maintain shine I use leave-in conditioners and heat protecting sprays before I blowdry it. Great contest, thanks so much!
It would have to be my eyes.
I would have to say my butt. I wear a size 4 and like the med. rise. I take care of my butt and drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy.
My sense of humor
My pale pale skin, I use sunblock and moisturize.
My hair. Conditioner
I think my best asset are my eyes/eyebrows. I pluck any stray hairs as soon as I see them. But I’ve been told by others I have a great booty, pretty boobs, & gorgeous hair. You’d think I’d be hotter.. Lol.
I have a big booty, but a flat tummy. So it all evens out.
angieplays4fun at gmail dot com
My booty is my greatest asset (according to men of course). Guys have said that it’s crazy seeing a girl who is so skinny with a butt, but they have no complaints!
My eyes-I try to get plenty of rest. Thanks for the awesome contest! I hope I win.
I have a big butt. I eat lots of rice and work out twice a week.
My smile – I make sure to go to the dentist regularly for cleanings
I would have to say my sexiest assets are all my curves, and the fact that I really do love them. I try to eat reasonably and be active, and have great sex whenever possible.
my lips are prob one of my best assets – keep them in shape , by always wearing lipstick ( & lip gloss @ night when I go to bed ) & S MILING !
My ass! Hands down. Maintain it: by eating!
I’ve been told I have great legs. I walk a lot and I always wear heels to accentuate them!
I think my eyes are my sexiest asset…my hubby would say my butt.
I take care of my eyes by ALWAYS wearing sunglasses outdoors to avoid wrinkles. I am also blessed with good skin, thanks to my mom.
These jeans are really cute!
I don’t think I have any great assets at 43 years of age. But to answer your question I would have to say my hair. The color is different- sorta stawberry blonde. I get compliments on that.
I think my heart and my faith are my sexiest assets
My sexy has went out the window and down the road with having 33, 27, 16, 12 year old children, 12, 8 and 2 month old grandson. So now if I buy jeans I look for jeans to hide my extra assets. So I’m looking for a awesome pair of jeans that fit great, and make me feel young and sexy again. Joe has the answer for me win i win the joe jeans.
Thank you
Happy Holidays
camper223[at]live[dot]com
my ass is sexy!!!
I love to wear tight fittinjeans enter me to win
my sexiest asset are my boobs! yes, that is where all eyes seem to go instead of on my face when i am talking to someone ( alright, when i am talking to a man who is straight)..to maintain them i make sure that i use a sugar scrub every time i shower and also when i go out i dab a little bit of glitter in between them to make them sparkle..
boy, what i wont do for a free pair of jeans, huh?
madamerkf at aol dot com
Definitely my eyes-I try to get plenty of rest and use eye cream at night. Thanks for the awesome contest!!! I am dying for a pair of these jeans!
My rear end and my arms! Lots of time in the gym!
My sexiest asset is my lower back and I maintain keeping myself healthy. I love those jeans. Thanks!
My abs, and my mouth. My booty is probably the 3rd best of them.
My hips don’t lie!!
My sexiest asset is my hair. I have very nice curly hair. I do a lot to maintain it. I wash it everyday and spend at least 10 to 15 minutes brushing it so it will look as good as it possibly can. This is a great giveaway and I really hope I win. Thanks.
Toss up between my bee stung lips and well my brain…the largest sex organ in both men and women. Been told its very sexy and I find it sexy in others -bigger is better and sexier when it comes to brains!
My mind. Any man who is only after a piece of warm meat is not worth bothering with.
My breasts…don’t need to maintain them, they’re just there!
I’d love to win some jeans.
My asset is my breasts and I maintain them by self exams, chest exercises and proper support.
levi’s
My sexiest asset is my bubbling personality. LOL!
working on the gluts…. my jeans are looking better
Lunges – because like you, I have been complimented on my booty!
My smile!
My legs- I walk and do lower body so much because I love the definition.
i think my eyes are my best asset
my hair is my greatest asset, and all i have to do is wash it on occasion
my waist and i maintain it by chasing my son!
My sexy assets seemed to vanish several years ago. The only remaining asset would be my hair and I maintain the beautiful gray with limited shampoos and a great conditioner.
My husband loves my butt. I coach gymnastics so I try to workout with gymnasts as much as possible