Pretty Disappointed at the Oscars
February 26, 2007 by Christina Jones
Filed under Beauty, Beauty News, Style
I was just not thrilled watching the Oscars this year – no offense meant to Jodie Foster, but if she is the best dressed celeb at the Oscars – Houston, we have a problem. 
She. looked. amazing. I would love to raise her boobs up an inch or two, but other than that, she really was truly gorgeous. Super cute haircut – this picture doesn’t do her a bit of justice:
I also liked lots of folks makeup – Gwyneth made a huge improvement from the other day – but I really am not a fan of ghostly white skin with harsh red lips. You *can* look absolutely ethereal (a la Dita Von Teese), or you can look harsh. Enter Gwyneth.
Really, Gwyneth made lots of improvements over last week – I am not really complaining. Except about that dress. Ugh.
I am in love with Jennifer Hudson – although I wasn’t thrilled with her little space jacket thing, she looked beautiful otherwise. Her makeup was perfect – she has gorgeous skin. I am about done with the evening gowns with pockets though. I also thought it was mighty tacky of Ryan Seacrest to point out that she had lost some weight. Who cares? And I guarantee she wasn’t entertained by you announcing it to the world. Go back to American Idol you jerk. Bring back groping Isaac – at least he knows what the hell he is talking about on the red carpet. 
I thought Beyonce looked like she had footprints
walking up from her dress to her shoulder – but “mint” was the color of the night, I think. Kate Winslet looked lovely in hers. I just don’t see what people see in Jessica Biel either. Ugly dress – and you KNOW I love pink. Portia de Rossi – lovely. I guess the lesbians were the ones really working it last night, which is awesome, but just a hair – I don’t know – off.
One of the funny things I noticed was that you can tell who is wearing extensions by the way they handle their hair. I wish I could find a video of it, but I know, cause I have been there. When you need to adjust your hair, you sort of grab it and pick it up and move it in a chunk – if it is your hair, you just brush it aside. Funny.
What did you all think about the Oscars? I am sure you disagree with me – tell me about it.
I have to say that I was disapointed with this years Oscars. Where was everyone? It felt like there were very few celebrities who attended. My absolute favorite of the night was Reese Witherspoon! I loved the deep plum strapless dress and the hair was fresh and modern. The split from her husband really has done her good! Besides Reese no one really stood out for me!
I am glad I’m not the only one. It was just a little dullsville this year, no? No sexy Brad to steam up the red carpet – in fact no one really steamed it up. Oh well, we watched anyway, that was all they really wanted from us.
I never watch. They retell it for the next week. Pretty much agree with what you said by the look of the pics. Do you mean Isaac ‘just looking’ Mizrahi? Luv him.
I love Isaac too – at least he knew what he was talking about and didn’t have to be told to ask “who they were wearing” – geesh.
I hope its better next year. 
My picks were Reese Witherspoon for best dressed woman and Leo for best dressed man.
But…someone needs to send a memo to Ellen…in the red suit, she reminded me of Tom Hanks in Big. LOL.
I was also disappointed in Ms. Hudson…she shouldn’t have let Mr. Vogue Mag. style her.