Pump Up Your Pretty Pout
February 22, 2009 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Product Reviews
I must confess, when i first heard about Cynthia Rowland’s Luscious Lips, I thought it sounded ever so slightly medieval.
OK, I actually STILL sort of think that: But I am dealing with it, because it actually seems to work. Luscious Lips is essentially a pump that uses a vacuum seal around your mouth in order to draw fluid toward the lips.
If you use it daily, your lips are supposed to get 50% larger. Scary, yes, but sure beats Botox.
Now, I don’t know if that’s quite true: But they DO look a little bit plumper. This pump retails for $49.95 – a lot for a plumper. But then again, I’ve never seen a contraption quite like this before, either!
Image: Cynthia Rowland
This is hilarious. Doesn’t it essentially just make your lips swollen so you look pouty. It seems like a less painful method than getting punched in the face but only slightly.