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		<title>Women&#8217;s Stress Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christina Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Diet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an oldie but goodie, via email from my bro:

Image details: Close-up of woman measuring waist with tape served by picapp.com 

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast    1 grapefruit     1 slice whole wheat toast     1 cup skim milk
Lunch    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken     1 cup spinach     1 cup herbal tea     1 Hershey&#8217;s kiss
Afternoon Tea    The rest [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/ebeautydaily">eBeautyDaily</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an oldie but goodie, via email from my bro:</p>
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<p>This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.</p>
<p>Breakfast   <br /> 1 grapefruit    <br /> 1 slice whole wheat toast    <br /> 1 cup skim milk</p>
<p>Lunch   <br /> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken    <br /> 1 cup spinach    <br /> 1 cup herbal tea    <br /> 1 Hershey&#8217;s kiss</p>
<p>Afternoon Tea   <br /> The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag    <br /> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips</p>
<p>Dinner   <br /> 4 glasses of wine (red or white) and 2 loaves garlic bread    <br /> 1 family size supreme pizza    <br /> 3 Snickers Bars</p>
<p>Late Night Snack   <br /> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)</p>
<p>Remember:&#160; Stressed spelled backward is desserts. </p>
<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/ebeautydaily">eBeautyDaily</a></p>
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