La Toya Jackson’s Eyelashes
January 17, 2007 by Shannon Nelson
Filed under Eyes, eyelashes
I admit it, I watched an episode of Armed and Famous tonight. Beyond the weirdness of seeing Jack Osbourne in a police uniform, I had to wonder why someone as rich as La Toya Jackson simply couldn’t afford a nice pair of fake lashes. Has anyone else noticed this when they do a closeup? She has like 6 lashes for each eye, they stick up pointy straight (sort of like our friend Spongebob here) and they have so much distance between them, it’s like from me to New Hampshire. I hope no one told her they looked good because despite all of her plasticness, I would hope she would at least splurge on the eyelashes too.
Although, I do admit, she looks very normal here on her website. How un-Jackson of her.

















*Sigh. LaToya got her lashes at the same store Michael got his nose.
I can’t believe you made a post about La Toya Jackson, even though it is about her lashes.
LaToya is so over-the-top crazy. Hate her lashes, but I find myself anticipating her next move.
Maybe she was going for the “drawn on lashes” Twiggy look.
I think that’s why she wears them. Being over the top is the only way to get her some attention shooott