Douchebag Of The Week : Bret Michaels
March 5, 2008 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Attitude, Celebrity Styles, Douchebag Of The Week, Hollywood Men, Lifestyle, Love Files, Relationship Files, Tips & Tricks, Women & Dating, Yay or Nay?, You Need Help
Sorry but I could not resist after seeing this picture of Bret Michaels. I hate to admit it but my husband and I shamelessly watched the 1st season of Bret Michaels’s Rock Of Love. He found the girl, but in the end, the girl decided to dump his ass… LOL. Thank goodness. Made me respect her even more. What was her name again? Roberta, please help me 
Anyhooo, because of that, VH1 decided to have a second round for Bret to find “his true love”. Of course, if you don’t succeed on finding the skankiest girl the first time, by all means, get a second chance. And when I say skanky, I mean really skanky the second time around. We’ve caught a few episodes when it started and my golly the Women are skanky. And then there’s Bret saying, “I really believe I’ll find my true love this time around”. Puhlleaazeee. Hey washed-up rocker in his 40’s, I hate to burst your bubbles but you can’t find her among the 5 women gyrating on a stripper pole while they try to balance everything that’s fake on their body and crying over how much they luuurrrvveee you at the confessional room. At least on the first season, there were actually a few decent women in the bunch. Including the one you eventually picked who like I said dumped your ass after she saw the show…hehehe.
But then again, that’s probably why you’re still “looking”. Hence, you get the honor of our Douchebag of the Week.
What is a Douchebag?
you’re an idiot.
That was Jes Rickleff
She was too good for him….and I agree, I tuned in for a minute to the 2nd season and the girls are just horrible. Like that one bubblehead Daisy.
Wonderful use of the word, “Douche bag.” I find it is under used in the world of print. Keep up the good work.
HES HOT!
kinda funny you mentioned Brett Michaels as being your pick for Douchebag of the Week. That’s awesome! Someone also sent in a pic of him for us to feature on our home page this week at http://www.douchebagtag.com. This confirms that he is a total Douchebag!
DOUCHE!! I just read an article the other day about him admitting to having hair plugs… Im pretty sure thats not the only fake thing- He’s had to have facial work done too!
if you want to see many douchebags being their douchey selves
http://www.douchewatcher.com
Bret Michaels is the biggest douchebag on TV, I think. He expects all these women to “be ready to fall in love” with him, fully committed to him? But, because he’s so wonderful, he can just break up with them and not even give a damn about their feelings. He wants them to suffer.
He’s not only a douche, he is a male chauvanist pig, and that’s giving him too much credit. He’s a snake.
you know who the worst douche is Michael Emerson off of lost his old ass is gay on lost