Monday’s Humor : He Said, She Said
November 3, 2008 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Healthy Living, Humor, Lifestyle
I need something to make me laugh this Monday. Things are just stacking up lately and it seems like there’s a conspiracy out there to bring me down, heh. Ever felt that way sometimes? Anyhooo, like I said, I need a good laugh. Enjoy.
He said, She said
He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!He said to me. …..Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don’t have timeHe said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Hope that joke helped you out as much as it helped me 
(SOURCE : Amazing Jokes)
Heh-heh. I’m overlooking the sexism inherent in a number of these because I’ll bet they are true in a lot of people’s lives. Just not mine, thank God. But yes, laughter in itself is a good thing health-wise. And it gets you friends, too. I noticed this at a party the other night. Regardless of what he’s rocking, the guy at the party who is laughing with others and enjoying himself is truly the life of the party.
Haha i’m not having a bad day or anything but that cheered me up even more – i gotta say i love that first one out of all of em, very funny and clever =)