Sorry Guys, But You’re Most Likely To Die First
July 10, 2008 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Attitude, Body Care, Daddy Help, Healthy Living, Humor, Lifestyle, Love Files, Relationship Files, Tips & Tricks, You Need Help
Hey, don’t kill the messenger here. Apparently, researches have proven that Men Die First. Here’s a description from the book, Why Men Die First by Marianne Legato :
Dr. Legato shows how the forces of culture and biology conspire against male mortality. Drawing on the latest research and narrated through the lives of her patients, she delves into problems that both men and women care about– from why the male fetus is at greater risk, to why boys have a hard time adjusting to school, to how elevated levels of the stress hormone cortisol make men more prone to aggression and why they are more likely to die from cardiac arrest or cancer and even depression.
Stepping away from the Health aspects for a minute, there are reasons why Men could die first. Let me count the ways :
- If you’re cheating on your partner, if she doesn’t kill you with her 4 inches heels, she’ll likely kill you with alimony, child support, years of blame for being the reason why she hates Men, hence a lifetime therapy that you’ll probably be paying too. Monetary and emotional blackmail.
- You’re likely to die first if you’ve been divorced too many times. You can’t even handle 1 woman, how the hell do you think you’ll handle 5 ex-wives?
- And if you’re stupid enough to have kids with each woman because you’re too proud (or coward) to get sniffed, that means lots and lots of child support, different days of visitation, your kids hating each other because Daddy spent more time with one child than the other. The ex-wives will step up and before you know it, you’re bald like Dr. Phil.
- If you haven’t accepted that “Yes Dear” works mysterious ways, then you might as well start digging your own grave.
- And if it isn’t obvious enough, SHE KNOWS BEST!! Live and Learn!! =P
All kidding aside, get the book and learn how to avoid dying first, the healthy way. And what do you know, it’s a Woman Doctor who’s trying to save you guys, AGAIN. Imagine that. 
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