Telemarketers, they’re the bane of our existence. I know, I know, they’re just doing their jobs. When the government told people to put their name on a “Do-Not-Call” list if they don’t want to be pestered by Telemarketers, the latter should’ve taken that clue to find another kind of job. I’m just saying . Or they might experience something like the Telemarketer below had experienced.

Can we say genius? Hmmmm

Something funny for the weekend while you wait on who won the She Knows Best contest .
Mountain man
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. …read more

Here’s something light to start or end your day. Depends what time you come here to read our jokes . Have a great week ahead. Can you believe it’s almost the end of the month? Geez. Alrighty, here’s our Monday’s Joke
Well, Bubba’s old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he took her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, “Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!”
This excited Bubba, …read more

Our last week’s Monday Humor was so controversial I don’t know how to top it so I’m just going to try to help you guys a bit. Well hope it helps anyway . Either a woman is pregnant or she’s in her pre-menstrual days, hormones are all over the place. Most Men don’t know what to say or whether to say anything at all. Here’s the Men’s Guide To Women’s Hormonal Days.
PS: I’m a woman so I know it works . Click “Read More” to read the guide.

Here’s our usual Monday Humor. I’m actually on schedule this week. Hooray! I apologize in advance to the women readers but I thought this was pretty funny. That doesn’t mean I agree with it though .
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate  steps for your …read more

Did you know your name actually means something? Oh I’m sure you’ve heard all the Ancient definitions of some names but are you familiar with the English version? Well, according to this website, here are the Real Meaning of Men’s Names.
Aaron – ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam – cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Adrian – usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan – shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex – cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir – Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.
Andy – boring …read more