Something to tickle your bones in this dire economy situation. It’s everywhere and I’m sure you just want to smile or chuckle, even for just 2 minutes of the day.
Head of Household
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’
Soon, the women were gone and there were two …read more

There’s nothing wrong about laughing, is there? Especially on a Monday morning. I stumbled upon a video called, “How To Get A Girl” last night and I thought of all my readers at She Knows Best. I said, “oh that’s perfect for our Joke of the week . Here’s a video courtesy of Lolz.in on How To Get A Girl?.
WARNING : It’s a little bloody. You must be 18 and older to view it. If you’re not 18, and/or don’t have a sense of humor whatsoever, do not click “read more”.

Most Customer Service sucks. But I’m pretty sure people who work in that industry also gets a lot of annoying, hilarious phone calls that helps them get through the mundane days of helping people out. Here’s the humor of the week.
HELLO OPERATOR
Actual call center conversations!Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?’Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’
Samsung ElectronicsCaller:’Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who …read more

Here’s something funny for the weekend. I haven’t posted jokes in a while. I think that explains why everyone is walking around here with a sorry face…hehehe .
Mental Asylum
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” said the director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub”. ” Oh I understand” said the visitor.” A normal person would use the bucket because it …read more

If you are one of the statues mentioned below, what would you have done?
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the …read more

Just in time for swimming season. I hope you learn something from the joke
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
 “It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!”
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking …read more

It’s been a while since I last posted a joke, huh? Well here’s one for your Wednesday’s Humor. Remember, it’s only a joke (until somebody gets hurt, hehehe)
$50 Is $50
Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.‘Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get …read more

Telemarketers, they’re the bane of our existence. I know, I know, they’re just doing their jobs. When the government told people to put their name on a “Do-Not-Call” list if they don’t want to be pestered by Telemarketers, the latter should’ve taken that clue to find another kind of job. I’m just saying . Or they might experience something like the Telemarketer below had experienced.

Can we say genius? Hmmmm

Something funny for the weekend while you wait on who won the She Knows Best contest .
Mountain man
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. …read more

For our Monday’s Humor I’m sending you all over to my husband’s Health and Men blog because he found a really short and hilarious joke last night. After reading it, I just couldn’t find something better. That or I’m losing my touch . But yes, go visit my husband over at Health and Men coz you’ll definitely laugh it up today after you read the joke
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