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Quantom Of Solace Theme Song

Quantom Of Solace Theme Song

Is anyone looking forward to the new James Bond movie? Seriously, how many times will they have to revamp the saga of movies, or whatever you want to call it. As always, part of the success of any Bond movies is the theme song. This time around, Alicia Keys gets the spot with “Another Way To Die” teaming up with Jack White of The White Stripes and The Raconteurs.

 
What do you think? Alicia Keys is hot. Who knew she has a little rock ‘n’ roll on her . Whatever she touches turn gold. So does this make Alicia …read more

Tuesday’s Joke : 1-2-3…………4

Tuesday’s Joke : 1-2-3…………4

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a joke. It’s hard to find something funny out there these days. Heard, read and seen ‘em all before, yah know. But I figured I should at least make an effort to pst once in a while. I know you miss them so, hehe!
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to …read more

How’s That For "Smashing Americans"?

How’s That For "Smashing Americans"?

I really am a huge fan of the Olympics. I love that adrenaline. I love cheering for the US Team. And last night was one of the most intense cheering I have done thus far. At about 11pm, I was yelling loudly, probably not as loud as when Michael Phelps saw the time at the end of the relay, realizing the US Team just “squashed” the France team and it’s World Record, but loudly nonetheless.
Why this win was so dramatic is because before the relay, the France team made a stupid and an arrogant comment saying, “The American’s?, we’ll …read more

Thursday Humor : What Would You Do?

July 17, 2008 by Dexie Wharton  
Filed under Humor, Lifestyle

Thursday Humor : What Would You Do?

If you are one of the statues mentioned below, what would you have done?
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the …read more

Congratulations Brad and Angelina

Congratulations Brad and Angelina

Brad and Angelina are the proud parents of twins, Knox and Vivi. Congratulations to Papa Brad and Mama Angie. Love the names. Notice how all their boys’ names ends in X? Maddox, Pax and now Knox. Very cool. 6 kids all under the age of 10. Whewww. My hat is off to the Jolie-Pitt family.
(Image : Newscom)

Happy 4th Of July Weekend

July 4, 2008 by Dexie Wharton  
Filed under Family Man, Lifestyle

Happy 4th Of July Weekend

Wishing everyone a scrumptious (most of you guys will be grilling) and safe 4th of July Weekend.
Take the time and enjoy the company of family, friends and all those food . Oh and maybe a bit of shopping for all the July 4th sales out there. I’ll “see” you all on Sunday I’m sure

Gisele Bundchen : GQ’s Most Perfect Woman In The Planet

Gisele Bundchen : GQ’s Most Perfect Woman In The Planet

The exact quote from GQ Magazine was “Gisele Gets Sacked : A sexy video and more photos of the most perfect woman of the planet“. Really now? Sure she’s hot, sexy and gorgeous. But Most Perfect Woman? Why? Watch the “sexy video” below that’s turning the GQ crew’s brain into mush.

FYI, Most Perfect Woman does not exist. Unless of course your criteria for the title involves a woman hooking up with a Superbowl loser who left his ex-fiancee while 7 months pregnant with their son. Yeah, Perfect Woman indeed. Gisele Bunchen is definitely one of the most beautiful …read more

Just For Laughs : How To Attract Girls

Just For Laughs : How To Attract Girls

Just in time for swimming season. I hope you learn something from the joke
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
 “It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!”
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking …read more

Wednesday Humor : $50 Is $50

June 25, 2008 by Dexie Wharton  
Filed under Humor, Lifestyle, Love Files

Wednesday Humor : $50 Is $50

It’s been a while since I last posted a joke, huh? Well here’s one for your Wednesday’s Humor. Remember, it’s only a joke (until somebody gets hurt, hehehe)
$50 Is $50
Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.‘Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get …read more

Kevin Federline Is Spending Britney’s Money Really Well

Kevin Federline Is Spending Britney’s Money Really Well

 
Well, it’s nice to know Kevin Federline is spending Britney Spears’ money real well. In designer suits. I mean Brit Brit’s ex-hubby doesn’t have to work, no child support to pay (except the kids he has with that other woman, where he gets the money, hmmm??), he doesn’t even have to pay court costs. It doesn’t matter to him how many times he has to wake-up early for another court appointment. Britney Spears pays for everything. As usual, HEH!
But yes, at least he’s buying nice suits for brief appearances here and there just to remind people, hey, K-Fed is still …read more

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