What do you think? Alicia Keys is hot. Who knew she has a little rock ‘n’ roll on her . Whatever she touches turn gold. So does this make Alicia Keys a Bond Girl now too? . Who’s going to watch the movie?

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On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2- 3.’ When you do that, you will be more potent than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.’

I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, ‘How do I stop the medicine from working?’

Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4′ the shaman responded. But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.

I was eager to see if it worked I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, ‘1-2-3!’

Immediately, I was the manliest of men.

My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, What was the 1-2-3 for?

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.

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Sorry Man. Better luck next time, hah!

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I really am a huge fan of the Olympics. I love that adrenaline. I love cheering for the US Team. And last night was one of the most intense cheering I have done thus far. At about 11pm, I was yelling loudly, probably not as loud as when Michael Phelps saw the time at the end of the relay, realizing the US Team just “squashed” the France team and it’s World Record, but loudly nonetheless.

Why this win was so dramatic is because before the relay, the France team made a stupid and an arrogant comment saying, “The American’s?, we’ll squash them“. France has dominated this 4 x 100 M freestyle relay for years and even the TV anchors didn’t think US would beat France.

Well, they did, and even broke the World Record. And Cullen Jones, Jason Lezak, Michael Phelps and Garrett Weber-Gale were all fit and good looking to boot .

France need to learn a tried and true phrase. “It A’int Over ‘Till The Fat Lady Sings“. Oh and maybe a little humility, perhaps, heh.

That makes 2 gold medals for Michael Phelps. 6 more to go!

Watching the US Team probably makes you want to go swim in the pool and practice huh? Maybe in 4 years you’ll be an Olympian too and burning that damn scale .

For more Olympics news, visit b5media’s own Olympic Torch.

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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.’He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, ‘Um, you have fifteen minutes left, ‘Would you care to do it again?’

He asks her ‘Shall we?’ She eagerly replies, ‘Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.’

 

…….. AND WHAT WERE YOU…. THINKING????

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Brad and Angelina are the proud parents of twins, Knox and Vivi. Congratulations to Papa Brad and Mama Angie. Love the names. Notice how all their boys’ names ends in X? Maddox, Pax and now Knox. Very cool. 6 kids all under the age of 10. Whewww. My hat is off to the Jolie-Pitt family.

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Take the time and enjoy the company of family, friends and all those food . Oh and maybe a bit of shopping for all the July 4th sales out there. I’ll “see” you all on Sunday I’m sure

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FYI, Most Perfect Woman does not exist. Unless of course your criteria for the title involves a woman hooking up with a Superbowl loser who left his ex-fiancee while 7 months pregnant with their son. Yeah, Perfect Woman indeed. Gisele Bunchen is definitely one of the most beautiful and sexiest Woman in the world, albeit both terms are relative in my opinion. Still, I doubt she’s the Most Perfect Woman In The World.

Guys, what do you think? Is Gisele the perfect woman in the world?

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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

 
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!”

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, “What’s wrong now?” “Lard-Almighty Bubba!” said Billy-Bob, “the tater goes in the front!”

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$50 Is $50

Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Ester, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.
‘Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you!

But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.’
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’

Morris replied, ‘Well to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Ester fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!‘

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Well, it’s nice to know Kevin Federline is spending Britney Spears’ money real well. In designer suits. I mean Brit Brit’s ex-hubby doesn’t have to work, no child support to pay (except the kids he has with that other woman, where he gets the money, hmmm??), he doesn’t even have to pay court costs. It doesn’t matter to him how many times he has to wake-up early for another court appointment. Britney Spears pays for everything. As usual, HEH!

But yes, at least he’s buying nice suits for brief appearances here and there just to remind people, hey, K-Fed is still here. Papazao ain’t going anywhere. Nice suit and tie K-Fed!! Nice diamond stud earrings too.

I just had an epiphany. Since most of Britney’s employees are family members anyway, starting with her Dad/Conservator who gets paid at least $2500/week,  maybe she should hire Kevin as her stylist. hehehehe! Keep it in the family right? =P

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