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According to Kevin from Pointless Banter, Cosmopolitan Magazine is for whores and idiots. It might surprise you guys, since I’m a Woman but errr, I agree.. LOL. I haven’t bought a copy of that magazine in years. I got sick and tired of their cover stories. “50 ways to have the best orgasm”. The following month, “101 Ways to make you squirm”. And so on and so forth. Every month it’s about reaching that freaking orgasm. Oh My Gosh, if you’re not with a Man who doesn’t know how to give you mind blowing orgasm, at this point of your life and relationship, then either break up with him or get a freaking vibrator already. So yeah, that’s why I haven’t bought that magazine in a while. Every time I see it I wanna….nevermind. This Cosmopolitan dissection reminds me of the one I did for Men’s Health 41 Ways To Melt Her Heart which happened to be written by a woman who probably hates me right about now..hehehe.

I wonder what John Mayer will say if and when he reads Kevin’s prerogative on Cosmo. He’s Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male Of The Year after all. Shoot, that doesn’t really say much about his reputation now, does it? LOL.

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1. Peacoats are good. Whatever your size or age maybe.
2. Forget the briefcases, opt for the modern version called Messenger Bags.
3. Music that makes people wanna dance. And of course junk food to match.
4. Jeans in different washes and fits.
5. A historic, natural and luxurious vacation is a must.
6. Don’t be afraid to wear colors like olive green, orange for chic while lavander and purple matches grey and black perfectly. Avoid teal and cranberry though.
7. Have more substance in style. Unless your prefer groupies.
8. Two-button suit for more waist definition.
9. A little bit of hair comes a long way. Don’t shave it all off.
10. Fad diets will only work for a minute.

To read the more descriptive version list, visit DETAILS.

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1. Do You Smoke? Yes=0, No=1
2. Do Your Hands Look Like Hell? Yes=0, No=1
3. Do You Use Nail Clippers? Yes=1, No=0
4. Do You Sleep 8 Hours Straight? Yes=1, No=0
5. Do You Have A Healthy Tan? Yes=0, No=1

0-1 point = DO’H, Homer would be proud.
2-3 points = Close but No Carly(Simon).
4-5 points = You probably think this song is about YOU.

So, are you vain or not? Please share. My husband’s score was under 2-3. So he’s just borderline vain

*SOURCE : Men’s Health July/August 2007 Magazine.

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1. SUNGLASSES : Use classic but not gaudy metal frames, with a touch of gold.

2. WATCH : According to MH, you should invest in a longy-term style. Adding that a brown leather bands indicates refined rusticity. While large Arabic interface gives it a very modern look.

3. PEN : A ballpoint or rollerball pens are on the standard side while a fountain pen shows a polished look.

4. WALLET: This particular item should be sleeked and uncluttered.

5. BELTS : Men are advised to avoid too skinny, wide or flashy.

6. KEY CHAIN : It’s NAY on the plastic ring with 40 jinggling keys. Instead, use a leather strap or a sterling silvery key ring.

*SOURCE, Men’s Health magazine, June 2007

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1. Don’t worry about looking like Brad Pitt (he’s cute but overrated, so yeah…)
2. Do something when she’s in a bad mood(a HUGE bar of dark chocolate usually works for me)
3. Know when — and how — to be a gentleman(eh, I can open my own door, but carrying the diaper bag would suffice)
4. Ditch any and all jealousy triggers
5. Hone your kissing skills(c’mon, who doesn’t enjoy a make-out session once in a while)
6. Take your sweet time in the sack
7. Give her the best orgasm of her life.

Well I couldn’t agree more on #6 and 7. HAHAHAHA. . To read the entire definitive issue with all its sub-texts, Go Here. And then tell Cosmo what you really think .

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