(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do It.

The rest of the the 9 Words That Women Use after the fold…

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you’re welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says “Thanks a lot” – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” in this case, for that will bring on a “whatever”).

(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying screw YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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I doubt there is anything in this world that David Beckham couldn’t rock. Look at Mr. Becks looking mighty dapper in his tuxedo with his bow-tie and pocket square. As far as She Knows Best is concerned, David Beckham does everything perfectly. Ayayay. What negative thing could we possibly say about this formal wear? Some would be snickering and say Victoria Beckham, which is  petty and worthless coz really, they’re a happy couple. I just don’t understand the reason behind talking crap about their marriage or their lives together. The Beckham’s built a lovely family, they look great together AND individually, they’re rich, and everyone wants to be with each of them or live their lives. So seriously, what’s the point? LOL.

Props to Victoria Beckham for pulling off that sheer laced gown. Woooweee.

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Cory and Kerri is the married team behind Marriage Actually.

Jeanne and Jyle. Jeanne blogs for : Idol Stalker, Daytime Talk, Beyonce-K, Celeb Tots, and Hockey Beat while Jyle blogs for Hip Hop Roll, Evening Talk, and The Footie.

Chris and Kelly. Chris blogs for Brew Ha Ha and Doing Biz Abroad. Kelly is the Channel Editor of the Business channel while also blogging for One Book Two Book, Gossip Girl Report and is the token Tax Girl

Scott and Dexie. Scotty-Boo blog for Metal Martyr and Health and Men while I blog for She Knows Best, Style It Less, Style Tots, Burning The Scale, and Soaps On ABC.

Meanwhile, b5media also have the couple duo of Rico and Sasha. Rico blogs for Contract Worker while Sasha blogs for Tops 2 Bottoms, Beauty Bento Box, Dating Dames and Light The Torch.

Oh btw, we also have the mother and daughter duo of Noreen and Chloe. Noreen blogs for Hankering For Yarn while Chloe blogs for Her Accessories.

So what do married bloggers talk about when they’re not arguing over the remote control or the laptop? I can only speak for me and my husband but we talk about :

STATS

“server is down”

“have you checked Paypal?”

“is that title clever or what?”

“ooohh i dunno, ask your CE”

“could you stumble my post, please”

“Babe, did you reach your monthly quota?”

“you’ve written 32 posts in 2 weeks?”

“the code is all messed up”

“use code editor”

“my Wordpress is all messed up”

“Windows Live Writer rules”

“oh, you could write about that in your blog”

“you’re not going to write about that, are you?”

“Shopping is over, I need to blog”

“we can’t go to Church, I haven’t blogged”. (*oooops, did I say that out loud?)

“you want me to kick his ass for you?”

“here’s you dinner Babe, let’s pray, then go blog”

Among other things. Feel free to share yours

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Tell COSMO What You Really Think
How To Be The Perfect Guy For Her?
Date Night Dish : Beef Tacos
Date Night Dish : Chocolate Pizza

Mother’s Day Ideas
My Mother’s Day From My Man

How To Be A Better Man From Men’s Health Magazine
The Bionic Woman’s Rules Of Engagement
Women’s Prerogative On PDA’s
Yahoo’s 10 Secrets About Men: Only 10?
Yahoo’s Top 10 Stylish Gifts For Women
A Guy’s Guide To Lingerie Shopping From Nordstrom
What Are Your Romantic Plans For New Year’s Eve?
List Of Rules For A True Guy
How To Be A Romantic Blogger

So that’s what SKB has from the past year. Hopefully I’d double that and more for 2008. ‘Coz even Superman needs help once in a while

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Wake up at 2:30am
Turn your computer on
Login to your Wordpress/Blogger/MovableType account
Search Google for a “happy birthday” image
Save the img to a folder, then upload to the Wordpress/Blogger/MovableType
Type a “birthday greeting” entry post to your wife/gf
Don’t forget to add how a wonderful wife she is
Attach the image to the post
Shamelessly plug her own blogs in the post
Open PSP, create an animated gif saying “I love you _____, Happy Birthday”
Upload the animated gif to Wordpress/Blogger/MovableType and attach it at the bottom of the post
Go back to sleep
When your wife wakes up, silently wait for her to discover the Birthday post you wrote on your blog.

There you go. Now of course this will only work if your wife is also a blogger and she happens to have a feed of your blogs on her personal blog. That’s how I discovered my birthday greetings. He was wondering how long I’d find it but he didn’t know I have a widget box in my sidebar showing his blog’s feeds. You know, I try to pimp his blogs out as much as I can .

If she’s not a blogger but still likes to go online, You can still do this by making a screensaver. When she turns the computer on, she’ll see it right away. Isn’t that romantic? In this day and age of computer and blogging, it sure is . Kinda cheesy but definitely romantic.

Happy New Year!!

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