Sorry but I could not resist after seeing this picture of Bret Michaels. I hate to admit it but my husband and I shamelessly watched the 1st season of Bret Michaels’s Rock Of Love. He found the girl, but in the end, the girl decided to dump his ass… LOL. Thank goodness. Made me respect her even more. What was her name again? Roberta, please help me Anyhooo, because of that, VH1 decided to have a second round for Bret to find “his true love”. Of course, if you don’t succeed on finding the skankiest girl the first time, by all means, get a second chance. And when I say skanky, I mean really skanky the second time around. We’ve caught a few episodes when it started and my golly the Women are skanky. And then there’s Bret saying, “I really believe I’ll find my true love this time around”. Puhlleaazeee. Hey washed-up rocker in his 40’s, I hate to burst your bubbles but you can’t find her among the 5 women gyrating on a stripper pole while they try to balance everything that’s fake on their body and crying over how much they luuurrrvveee you at the confessional room. At least on the first season, there were actually a few decent women in the bunch. Including the one you eventually picked who like I said dumped your ass after she saw the show…hehehe.

But then again, that’s probably why you’re still “looking”. Hence, you get the honor of our Douchebag of the Week.

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