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Monday Humor : Those Pesky Telemarketers

Dexie Wharton — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:57:08 +0000

Telemarketers, they’re the bane of our existence. I know, I know, they’re just doing their jobs. When the government told people to put their name on a “Do-Not-Call” list if they don’t want to be pestered by Telemarketers, the latter should’ve taken that clue to find another kind of job. I’m just saying . Or they might experience something like the Telemarketer below had experienced.

Can we say genius? Hmmmm

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Monday Humor : His & Her Wish Come True?

Dexie Wharton — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:28:59 +0000

For our Monday’s Humor I’m sending you all over to my husband’s Health and Men blog because he found a really short and hilarious joke last night. After reading it, I just couldn’t find something better. That or I’m losing my touch . But yes, go visit my husband over at Health and Men coz you’ll definitely laugh it up today after you read the joke

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Monday Humor : Thank Goodness Indeed!

Dexie Wharton — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:48:31 +0000

Here’s something light to start or end your day. Depends what time you come here to read our jokes . Have a great week ahead. Can you believe it’s almost the end of the month? Geez. Alrighty, here’s our Monday’s Joke

Well, Bubba’s old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he took her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, “Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!”

This excited Bubba, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, “Hold on, son! We ain’t finished yet!” The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, “Hey, Bubba! Hey, you got you a daughter!” Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor says, “Hold on, we ain’t finished!” The doctor then delivered another boy. He said, “Bubba, you just had another boy! But don’t worry, ’cause that’s it!”

So, Bubba and his wife went home with the three children. When they got home, they sat down and began talking. Bubba said, “Mama, you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and had to use that 3-in-1 Oil?” She said, “Yeah, I do.” Bubba said, “Well, it’s a good thing we didn’t use no WD-40!”

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