Something to tickle your bones in this dire economy situation. It’s everywhere and I’m sure you just want to smile or chuckle, even for just 2 minutes of the day.
Head of Household
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’
Soon, the women were gone and there were two …read more

Here’s something funny for the weekend. I haven’t posted jokes in a while. I think that explains why everyone is walking around here with a sorry face…hehehe .
Mental Asylum
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” said the director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub”. ” Oh I understand” said the visitor.” A normal person would use the bucket because it …read more

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a joke. It’s hard to find something funny out there these days. Heard, read and seen ‘em all before, yah know. But I figured I should at least make an effort to pst once in a while. I know you miss them so, hehe!
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to …read more

Here’s a little humor for your weekend. Maybe learn a few tips too.

SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large un-friendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, ‘YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?’
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around …read more

There’s nothing learning another language besides English right? Aren’t we all bilinguals anyway?
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English – Chinese
That’s not right! — Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? — Hu Yu Ha i Ding See me ASAP — Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man  — Dum Fuk Small Horse — Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? — Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table!  — Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift! –  Chin Tu FatIt’s very dark in …read more

Something funny for the weekend while you wait on who won the She Knows Best contest .
Mountain man
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. …read more

Our last week’s Monday Humor was so controversial I don’t know how to top it so I’m just going to try to help you guys a bit. Well hope it helps anyway . Either a woman is pregnant or she’s in her pre-menstrual days, hormones are all over the place. Most Men don’t know what to say or whether to say anything at all. Here’s the Men’s Guide To Women’s Hormonal Days.
PS: I’m a woman so I know it works . Click “Read More” to read the guide.

Here’s our usual Monday Humor. I’m actually on schedule this week. Hooray! I apologize in advance to the women readers but I thought this was pretty funny. That doesn’t mean I agree with it though .
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate  steps for your …read more