Here’s something funny for the weekend. I haven’t posted jokes in a while. I think that explains why everyone is walking around here with a sorry face…hehehe .
Mental Asylum
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” said the director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub”. ” Oh I understand” said the visitor.” A normal person would use the bucket because it …read more

In these day and age, Women are saying that 50 is the new 30. Awesome. Just think of Madonna. She just turned 50 but she looks and acts like she’s 20. Of course not all Women are confident about their age or turning a year older. Present company included. It’s depressing for me, heh. I just love the gifts, hehe. How about Men? Do they feel the same fear or annoyance that they’re turning a year older?
How about if you’re only in your 30’s yet you feel and act like you’re oh I don’t know 80? DETAILS magazine wants …read more

I really am a huge fan of the Olympics. I love that adrenaline. I love cheering for the US Team. And last night was one of the most intense cheering I have done thus far. At about 11pm, I was yelling loudly, probably not as loud as when Michael Phelps saw the time at the end of the relay, realizing the US Team just “squashed” the France team and it’s World Record, but loudly nonetheless.
Why this win was so dramatic is because before the relay, the France team made a stupid and an arrogant comment saying, “The American’s?, we’ll …read more

Actually, before I give you you the help you so need to be the best Daddy in the world, you need to watch the Mom overture first. Basically what all Mothers tell their children, continuously, 24 hours, daily. You have to watch this first to understand what Anita is talking about in the second video where she attempts to help out the Dads as well. Ok, here you go :

 
The Dadsense, after the fold…

 
I’m on vacation so hang on to your comments. Well the moderation que anyway . Have a great weekend. 

Being the Best Man to a wedding doesn’t mean just organizing The Bachelor’s party. Your responsibility as a Best Man may not be as complicated, scary, interesting, and a “make my pre-wedding life a happy one or else” responsibility like what’s expected from the Maid Of Honor, it’s still a responsibility, nonetheless.
So what else do you need to do to be the Best Man you can be? GroomGroove.com outlined a list of what’s exactly expected from a Best Man. A list? Oh relax, it’s not a lot.
They missed one important task though. Writing and delivering a good Best Man …read more

Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
It was embarrassing – The bartender was almost crushed to death
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As I told my husband 2 weeks ago, Men can only be distracted by 3 things (take notes Ladies): Boobs, Food and BEER!!! And I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that. Not at all .

Hey, don’t kill the messenger here. Apparently, researches have proven that Men Die First. Here’s a description from the book, Why Men Die First by Marianne Legato :
 Dr. Legato shows how the forces of culture and biology conspire against male mortality. Drawing on the latest research and narrated through the lives of her patients, she delves into problems that both men and women care about– from why the male fetus is at greater risk, to why boys have a hard time adjusting to school, to how elevated levels of the stress hormone cortisol make men more prone to aggression …read more

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Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves for their new baby boy. Camila gave birth to a healthy 7 pounds 4 ounces baby boy yesterday.
“Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest  miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together.” OK Magazine.

Awwwww! Matthew is such an adventurous guy so I can imagine a fun …read more

You love your friends and I hope they know that. I’m pretty sure they love you too. But how do you express that without being accused of something else? Just an innocent Man Hug of course. Some Men are afraid to do it. They get uncomfortable for some reason. Women hug each other all the time. Men on the other hand, not so much. Maybe because they don’t know the proper way to give a Man Hug. Well, fret not more. Here’s a video showing you how to Man Hug. Pay Attention!
How To Give A Great Man To …read more

Heads up guys. Best of MANswers: Season One’s Top 25 MANswers DVD will be out on July 15th. If you want to know the answer to the Top 25 Questions (you have 25??, hehe) ranging from bar fights, to booze, to girls then mark your calendars. Oh Boy!
(Image : PHE Promo)