Thursday’s Joke : Head Of The Household
December 4, 2008 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Healthy Living, Humor, Lifestyle, Tips & Tricks
Something to tickle your bones in this dire economy situation. It’s everywhere and I’m sure you just want to smile or chuckle, even for just 2 minutes of the day.
Head of Household
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.God said, ‘You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!
‘You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
‘Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.’ God turned to the one man, ‘How did you manage to be the only one in this line?’The man replied, ‘My wife told me to stand here.’
One of the keys to a healthy lifestyle is laughter so laugh, live, and look stylish 
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I actually chuckled at this one. But it might also be because I’ve had that glass of wine…