Can you imagine George Bush or even Bill Clinton going around shirtless? Barack Obama has always talked about his early morning workout even in the middle of a busy campaign so I’m not surprised with these pictures at all.

I wonder if those are Ferragamo sandals. It looks like one but it could just be another brand. Nevetheless, the President Elect is definitely fit, in more ways than one, heh.

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Head of Household

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, ‘You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!

‘You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
‘Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.’ God turned to the one man, ‘How did you manage to be the only one in this line?’

The man replied, ‘My wife told me to stand here.’

*SOURCE

One of the keys to a healthy lifestyle is laughter so laugh, live, and look stylish .

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He said, She said

He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. …..Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don’t have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Hope that joke helped you out as much as it helped me

(SOURCE : Amazing Jokes)

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On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2- 3.’ When you do that, you will be more potent than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.’

I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, ‘How do I stop the medicine from working?’

Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4′ the shaman responded. But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.

I was eager to see if it worked I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, ‘1-2-3!’

Immediately, I was the manliest of men.

My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, What was the 1-2-3 for?

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.

*SOURCE

Sorry Man. Better luck next time, hah!

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For the September issue of Men’s Health Magazine, David Beckham takes front and back covers. The one in the picture is his athletic/health side, on the back cover is his fashion/style side where he wore an Emporio Armani suit, shirt and tie and a vintage hat.

Talking about soccer, David Beckham said :

“Out on the field is where I’m most comfortable, where I’m the happiest”

“For Me, the training is as important as the games”

Regarding the confidence in his fashionable side :

“I know what I’m doing”

Indeed he does . As for dealing with the chaos aka paparazzi his family has had to contend with all their lives, especially now living in LA :

“To be someone kids look up to is a great honor. What matter is how you carry yourself off and on the field”.

If you’re going to buy a Men’s magazine this week, Men’s Health’s September issue is the one I’m highly recommending. David also outlined his workout regimen and a very nice interview as well.

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I really am a huge fan of the Olympics. I love that adrenaline. I love cheering for the US Team. And last night was one of the most intense cheering I have done thus far. At about 11pm, I was yelling loudly, probably not as loud as when Michael Phelps saw the time at the end of the relay, realizing the US Team just “squashed” the France team and it’s World Record, but loudly nonetheless.

Why this win was so dramatic is because before the relay, the France team made a stupid and an arrogant comment saying, “The American’s?, we’ll squash them“. France has dominated this 4 x 100 M freestyle relay for years and even the TV anchors didn’t think US would beat France.

Well, they did, and even broke the World Record. And Cullen Jones, Jason Lezak, Michael Phelps and Garrett Weber-Gale were all fit and good looking to boot .

France need to learn a tried and true phrase. “It A’int Over ‘Till The Fat Lady Sings“. Oh and maybe a little humility, perhaps, heh.

That makes 2 gold medals for Michael Phelps. 6 more to go!

Watching the US Team probably makes you want to go swim in the pool and practice huh? Maybe in 4 years you’ll be an Olympian too and burning that damn scale .

For more Olympics news, visit b5media’s own Olympic Torch.

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Main Actions and Ingredients:

• Soften and lift ingrown hairs while improving razor glide – Jojoba and Eucalyptus Essential Oils

• Soften skin, soothe razor burn and enhance the effectiveness of post-shaving products – Sweet Almond and Rosa Rubiginosa Oils

• Inhibit hair regrowth – Clove Essential Oil

• Eliminate impurities, dead cells and excess sebum – Clove and Eucalyptus Essential Oils, Liquorice, Diatomaceous Earth, Bamboo Particles and Coconut Powder

• Soothe irritation (especially in those sensitive areas!) – Frankincense Extract, Liquorice and Aloe Vera Gel

• Purify pores – Clove and Eucalyptus Essential Oils

• Protect the skin against environmental elements – Moringa Oleifera Proteins

The Collection:

• Clean Skin Scrub (step 1): A daily cleanser and exfoliator in one to prepare the skin for shaving.  The gel moisturizes and softens the skin, lifts and softens stubble and eliminates impurities, such as dead cells and excess sebum.   $30.00

• Aromessence Triple Action Shave Perfector (step 2A): The essential product for smooth, clear skin and a trouble-free shave.  The light texture immediately absorbs without leaving an oily residue.  $53.00

• Smooth Shave (step 2B): The rich, tender foam, helps limit excess sebum, soothes, refreshes and re-energizes the skin.  $22.00

• Skin Energiser (step 3): Daily moisturizer formulated with Essential Oils to treat dull and tired skin.  The fluid fights signs of aging while smoothing expression lines with Frankincense Essential Oil and Moth Bean extract and refreshes and re-energizes with Ginseng.  $45.00

• Eye Contour Energiser (step 3): The lightweight gel moisturizes and soothes the eye contour area, reducing expression and fine lines as well as signs of fatigue, such as dark circles and under-eye puffiness.  $34.00

Decléor Men Essentials will be available beginning July 2008 at spas and salons nationwide and egentlemen.com.

(SOURCE : DECLEOR)

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 Dr. Legato shows how the forces of culture and biology conspire against male mortality. Drawing on the latest research and narrated through the lives of her patients, she delves into problems that both men and women care about– from why the male fetus is at greater risk, to why boys have a hard time adjusting to school, to how elevated levels of the stress hormone cortisol make men more prone to aggression and why they are more likely to die from cardiac arrest or cancer and even depression.

Stepping away from the Health aspects for a minute, there are reasons why Men could die first. Let me count the ways :

• If you’re cheating on your partner, if she doesn’t kill you with her 4 inches heels, she’ll likely kill you with alimony, child support, years of blame for being the reason why she hates Men, hence a lifetime therapy that you’ll probably be paying too. Monetary and emotional blackmail.
• You’re likely to die first if you’ve been divorced too many times. You can’t even handle 1 woman, how the hell do you think you’ll handle 5 ex-wives?
• And if you’re stupid enough to have kids with each woman because you’re too proud (or coward) to get sniffed, that means lots and lots of child support, different days of visitation, your kids hating each other because Daddy spent more time with one child than the other. The ex-wives will step up and before you know it, you’re bald like Dr. Phil.
• If you haven’t accepted that “Yes Dear” works mysterious ways, then you might as well start digging your own grave.
• And if it isn’t obvious enough, SHE KNOWS BEST!! Live and Learn!! =P

All kidding aside, get the book and learn how to avoid dying first, the healthy way. And what do you know, it’s a Woman Doctor who’s trying to save you guys, AGAIN. Imagine that.

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Mario Lopez, the Saved By The Bell star and Dancing W/ The Star runner-up is apparently the Hottest Bachelor this year. Well, according to People Magazine anyway.

I never understood that kind of “title”. Hottest Bachelor. Hmm, the Hot Guy who couldn’t get a date or the hottest guy who wouldn’t commit? HEH!. “Hottest Bachelor“, the juxtaposition is quite ironic in my opinion. Especially after Mario Lopez just broke up with his DWTS partner/girlfriend Karina Smirnoff. The news broke out on June 6th. The magazine proclamation of Mario Lopez as the Hottest Bachelor is announced today. Damn, People Magazine worked on that issue really fast huh?  Talk about right timing, hmmm. But whateves . Congrats Mario Lopez.

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Carrabba’s Mussels in White Wine Sauce

2 oz Olive Oil
1# Cleaned Canadian Mussels
1/4 Chopped yellow Onion
6 cloves Chopped Garlic
1 oz Pernod liquor
8 Basil Leaves chopped
6 oz Lemon Butter Sauce
Juice of 1 lemon

Heat oil in Sauté pan. Add Mussels, cover and cook until shells begin toopen about 2 minutes. Remove top and add garlic and onions and toss. Cover pan again and cook for 1 minute. Remove top and add remaining ingredients.Reduce heat for 2 minutes with top off. Place in bowl and serve.

Watch Carrabba’s Italian Grill co-founder Johnny Carrabba teaches Vince Gill how to cook Amy Grant’s favorite dish, Mussels in White Wine Sauce.

The mussels look so good I might cook it myself this weekend. Let me know how yours turn out. Hope your wife/gf likes it.

*Photos and Recipe Credit To : Carraba’s Press

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