There’s a video to prove it if you don’t believe me. Actually, it’s a spoof by James Franco with the help of Funny Or Die. Watch it after the fold…

“Gooky by Gooky”, hehehe. The first part was really hilarious. The middle was good too. Until the near end where the whole thing just went ridiculous. They tried to make the video too long. Overall, it was funny. I appreciate celebrities who can laugh and make fun of themselves. Plus, James Franco is one cool dude and a hottie at that, heh.

(Image : Newscom) (Video : Funny Or Die)

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Besides the funny spoof on the popular boy bands to smartly promote Wendy’s Frosty treats, the guys looked really good in their all-white ensembles. White fedora, shirts, pants, jackets, shoes and even white framed sunglasses.

I think we can all say the the Wendy’s Boys are not only funny and cool, they’ve also got the white for summer trend down .

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Eminem

Eminem came out of the “Forbidden Planet” event last weekend wearing a mask with white baseball hat. Nice huh? Especailly his cross pendant necklace . Not that Eminem needs any more attention but hey, what’s a few more by donning on a mask. Unless of course it was a party where guests are required to wear a mask.

Frankly, he is talented, but I’m not impressed with his tactics anymore. It’s so over and done with. Too redundant and a bit hypocritical but that’s just me, heh.

Nice mask, nonetheless.

(Image : Bauer-Griffin)

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Alex Rodriguez Kisses Himself

A-Rod loves himself too much he can’t help but kiss himself. I know I know, he’s not actually kissing himself. It’s more like, he’s having a staring competition with himself. Don’t tell me you’ve never done that with yourself lately . This New York Yankees star graced the cover of the DETAILS magazine for the April issue.

Alex Rodriguez DETAILS Cover

No wonder his affair with Madonna didn’t last too long. Madonna can’t possibly be with someone who loves himself more than he loves her, hehe. All kidding aside, I give A-Rod credit for having a sense of humor. Considering all the bad stuff surrounding his personal life and baseball career lately. But that’s another issue for another blog .

(Images Credit : Steven Klein for DETAILS)

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Head of Household

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, ‘I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.’

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, ‘You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!

‘You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
‘Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.’ God turned to the one man, ‘How did you manage to be the only one in this line?’

The man replied, ‘My wife told me to stand here.’

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One of the keys to a healthy lifestyle is laughter so laugh, live, and look stylish .

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He said, She said

He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. …..Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don’t have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Hope that joke helped you out as much as it helped me

(SOURCE : Amazing Jokes)

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Guitar Hero : World Tour promo involves Michael Phelps, A-Rod, Tony Hawk and Kobe Bryant. AWESOME!

Isn’t that fun? I wonder if Tom Crusie gets royalty checks whenever there’s a parody of his Risky Business infamous scene.

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Funnyman Jimmy Kimmel, the late night talk show host whose ex-not-so-ex girlfriend Sarah Silverman “F’d” Matt Damon (that video series was hilarious) went Presidential for the November 2008 cover of GQ. Of course, a Marilyn Monroe look-a-alike is behind him whispering some sweet nothings into his ear. Talk about a cliche representation of a President .

In the first part of the GQ interview, Jimmy asked how stupid it is that a talk-show host has to wear a suit? However, he likes wearing the necktie. According to him, a guy’s neck look less fat if there’s a fabric hanging under it. Hmmm, interesting men’s fashion logic there.

More of Jimmy Kimmel’s GQ November pictures after the fold…

Read Jimmy Kimmel’s interview at GQ. It’s quite interesting .

(Images : Mark Seliger/GQ)

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HELLO OPERATOR

Actual call center conversations!
Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?’
Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’

Samsung Electronics
Caller:’Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?’
Operator: ‘Does the product name give you a clue?’

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
‘If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?’

Directory Enquiries
Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’
Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: ‘Woven? Are you sure?’
Caller: ‘Yes. That’s what it says on the label — Woven in Scotland.’

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on.’
Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’
Customer: ‘OK.’
Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?’
Customer: ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.’

Tech Support: ‘OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’
Customer: ‘Wow! How can you see my screen from there?’

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Mental Asylum

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” said the director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub”. ” Oh I understand” said the visitor.” A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup”. ” No” said the director, “A normal person would pull out the plug,. Do you want the bed near the window?”

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Have a great weekend everyone. I’ll be back in a bit.

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