Wednesday Humor : Are You The Man Of The House?
April 2, 2008 by Dexie Wharton
Filed under Attitude, Humor, Lifestyle, Love Files, Relationship Files, Tips & Tricks, You Need Help
I forgot to give you guys our usual Monday Humor last Monday. I completely forgot. But here is one for Wednesday 
Man of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE’. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
‘The wife replied, ‘The f&*$!n(edited) funeral director would be my first guess.’….
Live and Learn my friends 
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I’m the man of the house… no one is going to be in charge of dressing me… or combing my hair… or bathing me… although the back IS hard to reach.
To borrow a phrase from Larry the Cable Guy, “That’s funny, I don’t care who you are!”