Shopping Quotes to Make You Laugh
September 11, 2007 by SP Bragg
Filed under Shopaholics Daily, Shopping Tips
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear.
Julia Child
Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes.”
Dave Barry
Carrie: If I don’t stop shopping, I’ll end up a bag lady; a Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady….. (Sex in the City)
Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot.”
Erma Bombeck
