Hm it looks like wholesome mommy Jennifer Garner, who is always out and about looking super happy with her little Ben Affleck offspring, accidentally combined multiple outfits into one.  The black leather boots, sheer black stockings, and tiny black mini say “I’m ready for an evening out” while the faded old denim shirt on top says “I’m working on the farm today.”  What an ubelievably mismatched outfit!

Put on some jeans or put on a satin button-up, but please don’t answer any more phonecalls when you are in the middle of getting dressed.

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Oh dear it’s Miley Cyrus again trying to look provocative…but somehow the 17-year old Disney star doesn’t understand that dirty and messy does not actually make you look older and sexy.  We all knew she had to grow up sometime, but does she need to do it wearing bad clothes?
Evidently she hated her old jeans and decided that they would be “sexy” if she slashed and ripped them all the way up the thigh.  She also must have hated her shoelaces because she seems to have discarded those and gone for the “boots-as-flip-flops” look.
Oh dear oh dear…this girl is turning …read more

I’m pretty sure that Katie Holmes is the originator of the slouchy baggy boyfriend jeans.  If you are famous for having a big bootie, then stylists would definitely recommend that you NOT take fashion advice from toothpicks like Katie Holmes.
We all know that J Lo has a rockin’ bod, but at a lunch with Rihanna at the Fountainebleau Hotel in MIA, she paired a loud leopard print one-shouldered top and crazy intense Louboutin caged booties with….slouchy butt boyfriend jeans???  Not a  good choice.  The rest of her outfit looks like she’s ready for a night out a hot club, and …read more

Oh I totally knew that the cutey little blonde girl from Bridge to Terabithia would be totally hot someday!  Well, not like it was a big mystery…it was kinda obvious…but I just spotted her and she’s all grown up!
Some genius cast AnnaSophia Robb, who played Claire in Bridge to Terabithia, perfectly in a role as a surfer chick in a movie called “Soul Surfer” that is currently filming.  Her co-star and BFF is Lorraine Nicholson, another super cutie little blonde, who happens to be the daughter of Jack Nicholson.  (I would have guessed granddaughter…oh well)  Please tell me that this …read more

Wow I feel like Rebecca Gayheart has been preggers FOREVER.  We’ve been seeing shots of her waddling around for…well, I guess it’s been about nine months now.  Here she is chatting on her cell phone while continuing to waddle around the sidewalks of Los Angeles looking like she is only moments away from popping…this is no baby bump folks!!  This is the real deal!!
Even though she looks super scary in this picture with no makeup, squinty eyes, and an enormous belly, we all know that this child of both Rebecca and Eric Dane is going to be gooooorgeous.
Well, it just …read more

What happened to Amanda Seyfriend???!  Please tell me that she has not just been sucked up into the plastic toothpick world of Hollywood just like every other young starlet…NOOOOO!!!  But I loved her!!! *sigh*
I am having a flashback to the moment when Scarlett Johansson realized that she was hot and died her hair blonde and started showing massive amounts of cleavage and never went back to the totally real girl that she was back in her Lost in Translation days.  I suddenly see this happening to my sweet little Amanda Seyfriend from Big Love and Mamma Mia.  Why?!!!
Amanda showed up …read more

Oh Whit.  Why must you go back to dressing so strangely???  Last week I was soooo excited to see the lovely blonde from The City actually wearing something that made her look gorgeous.  For being such a huge part of the fashion world, I’m always surprised to see her dress in such unflattering and undesirable outfits…doesn’t she want to be a fashion icon?  Shouldn’t we want to emulate her style???
Well here is Whitney Port in one of her classically strange outfits that makes me wonder why she thinks she is a professional on good style.  I don’t even know what …read more

I guess with all of the beauty and glamour in Hollywood, some girls just want to be ugly.  If you don’t know who Ke$ha is (I hate that I am actually honoring her placement of a dollar sign in her name…her real name is Kesha Sebert) you have definitely heard the high school girl party song Tik Tok playing everywhere.  Ke$ha calls her personal style “garbage chic” and from all of the paparazzi shots I’ve seen of her, she seems to be sticking to this idea.
From what I can tell, Ke$sha’s look involves looking angry and mean all the time …read more

Did everyone hear the news that Jersey Shore’s J-WOWW (for some reason her name is always spelled in ALL CAPS…I guess we are YELLING IT) will be designing her own clothing line.  I just want to die thinking that now people like J-WOWWWW can produce her own clothing line.  Evidently she wants fashion to die!
This picture displays a classic J-WOWW outfit, although the exposure of her fake breasts is not as apparent in this outfit as in most.  UGH everything is absolutely horrendous.  What about this outfit does not instantly nominate her for the very top of the Worst Dressed …read more

I hate it when gorgeous girls make bad wardrobe decisions.  Girls like Kristen Bell could basically look amazing in a potato sack (reference to the recent episode of Project Runway….if anyone else still watches it), but it doesn’t mean she should push the limits.
Kristen, one of my FAVE young Hollywood stars, showed up to her own movie premiere of When in Rome in this ugly chocolate gown.  I know she has a great body, but why do I just hate this dress???  I am totally not a fan of the “sexy” cut-outs!  It’s just not a classy look on anyone …read more