Britney Spears: Exploring the Wonderful World of Wigs
October 17, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Fashion Miss, Hair, Singers
Britney Doing the Wig Gig
Who knew I’d be able to make this Wig Week here at Snarkstress? Sheesh, between Paris and now Brit-Brit, I’ve got enough Shredder Fodder to last for days.
I do have to snicker (all right, guffaw), because don’t you find it hilarious that Britney has taken to wearing wigs at the same time she’s wigging out in real life? Ah, how I love irony, my dahlings. (This shot, incidentally, was taken the same day she turned herself in for that whole hit-and-run brouhaha. Which leads me to my next point – if she has a suspended license, why in the hell is she driving in every flipping photo taken of her lately? Am I missing something?)
Another matter to be addressed here: the length of her skirt/dress/shirt/whatever it is. Gah! Have we not learned any lessons from the past, Brit? Hopefully she’s at least made a point to cash in her “Free Panty” card from Vickie’s. Some chicks never learn. Sigh.
For the “Awww . . .” factor, the best thing about this picture is the cute puppy. For the “Awwwre you kidding me?” factor, it’s clearly the wig. But the really amazing thing is the symbolism, so deftly indicated by The Snarkstress, between wearing a wig and wigging out . . . Man, Brit is DEEP.