Liv Tyler’s Got Me Cryin’
October 24, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Dresses, Fashion Miss
A Little Pol(ar) Dancing, Liv?
Is it just me, or is this not the weirdest picture ev-ah, my dahlings? The red backdrop looks all slutty and burlesque-y, but Mr. Aersosmith’s daughter is a mix of bad-girl in a short dress and up-to-there boots, and nerd girl in a pontytail, wrapped in a blankie knitted by grandma. I just don’t get this whole vibe.
Okay, let’s dissect, shall we? Yes, Liv is sporting a gigantic trend: Nordic-wear. Alpine patters, Fair Isle knits, yep, it’s all popular right now. And my snarky ass even likes this trend quite well, to be honest. But, I could definitely do without the fuzzy wuzzy polar bears on the dress. That faux pas alone cost Liv the Snarkstress Seal of Approval. Couple that with her mega-blah hairdo and I’m spilling fresh oil into my shredder as fast as I’m spilling my Cosmo down my throat. I think if you want to pull off a sassy look like this, especially with the sky-high boots, you need to up the ante in the ‘do department. Just my opinion.
I’m really feeling like she’d be better off trashing the “blankie dress” and wrapping up with that red curtain instead. Now that would look fabby with those boots.
Something to think about, Liv dahling. Oh, and give Daddy my best, would you? *mwah*
