A Once In A Lifetime Praising…Of Angelina Jolie
January 25, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Angelina Jolie, Fashion Hit
Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. Because try as I might ignore this photo of her, I simply couldn’t. I found my ice cold heart cracking just a little, enabling a teensy smattering of appreciation to seep out.
Dahlings, it physically pains me to admit it this but, I LOVE THIS FREAKING WRAP. And not only that, SHE LOOKS FABULOUS IN IT.
Okay, there. I said it. We will speak of this no more. Praise for Angelina Jolie will never pass my lips again. I feel foul. I feel violated. I feel traitorous.
I need a drink. Make that three. Right now.
Thank Gawd it’s Friday.
I love this wrap, too! And her hair is perfect and even her make up is subtle, but flattering.
I agree with you, Snarkstress. Gotta give the gal a break if she’s doing it all right.
Bravo! I applaud you, Snarkstress.
Is hell freezing over? Have we begun to catapult pigs to the heavens?
Because, unless I’m to be corrected, that pashmina-esque wrap is… not black.
How *^$@ing refreshing!
xoxo.
Rachel, dahling. As much as it killed me to give her props, she truly did deserve them here.
Just don’t get used to it, you hear?
Thanks, Lola. It was excruciating, but I’m still alive, so whaddya know?
But like I told Rachel, don’t get used to it…
Miss Elle,
Just goes to show the power of color, now doesn’t it?
P.S. Adding you to my blogroll, dahling. Thanks for stopping by.