Again With the Hat, Brad Pitt
November 14, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actors, Actresses, Fashion Miss
Continuing with Day 2 of When Snarkstress’s Fabby Faves *uck Up we have one-time mega-sexyhot Angie-and-all-these-damn-kids-are-making-me-go-bald Brad Pitt, donning once again this freaking cap that he must’ve gotten surgically affixed to his head to cover his grays and baldness. I mean, seriously dahlings, show me a recent picture of Mr. Pitt without this hat on and I’ll love you to death (well, more than I already do). The hat shows up while out shopping, at movie premieres…shit, I think he even had it on at the beach once. Oh wait, the Jolie-Pitt clan doesn’t go to the beach. Angie might be turned to dust by the sun.
Anyway, I say enough with the flippety-flappin’ hat, Brad. Give it a rest, already. Wear it only on super-super special occasions. Or give it to Angelina to wear. Now that would be more appropriate.
This whole newsboy cap thing is likely an attempt to be “down to earth.” Pffft.
He looks a million years old in that hat…take it off Brad!!
Ugh. The hat. It might have been a smidge charming at first, but now it’s pushed its limits. I swear he must be going all baldy under there or something.
Yanno what I miss? The Hottie Brad of the Jennifer Years, with blond highlights and leather cord necklaces and a smile instead of a scowl. Bring it back, Brad. We miss you, baby.
what do you people look like? lol