Amy Winehouse Leaves St. Lucia…FINALLY
July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Amy! Sweetie! Where have you been all these months?!
Ooooh…that’s right. Now I vaguely recall the mountain of “Amy Winehouse shuffling along the St. Lucia shore” photos. Scruffy doesn’t even begin to cover the extent to which you went native, Amy. I mean really – what was going through your mind at that point? Wait, don’t answer that. Please.
Anywho – back to this whole spectacle inside Gatwick North…I would have hoped that all that time and reflection would have reminded you that the extended cat eye was always intended to be a fleeting trend. Something to drop along with the giant bouffant wig (which, ahem, I hope we never see again).
But no. Here you are, four months later, still looking like a trainwreck after all that supposed beachside rest and relaxation. Amy, I think you need a bit more of a vacation from being Amy.
Or maybe consider finally reinventing what being Amy Winhouse means, hmm?
Image: Zuma Press
Image: Zuma Press
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