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Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Snarkstress

And this is Why I Loathe Angelina Jolie…

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

If there was ever any question about how The Snarkstress feels about Angelina Jolie, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don’t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don’t!), let me spell it out for you…

I loathe her.

Now, I have been big enough to finally retire my nickname of “Skankgelina” mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would.

However, any hoochie who could crank out a coupla babies just a coupla months ago and can look like this at the fargin’ red carpet premiere of her new movie gets no love from me. Plus, the fact that she had to wrinkle the sheets with one Mr. Fabulous, Brad Pitt, in order to conceive said babies, well, that makes me all the more unstable.

Long story short: some people call it jealousy, I call it my prerogative not to love her.

So there.

What do you all think of Ang?

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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Comments

3 Responses to “And this is Why I Loathe Angelina Jolie…”
  1. Dexie says:

    sometimes i wish the rumors of him “finally moving out” is true. so what if there are like 6 kids and a dozen more to come? Angelina just can NOT have everything.

    xoxo
    *sore loser* :) :) :)

  2. Adiel says:

    I don’t like her either, but that is because I think she is crass, vulgar and her beauty overrated.

  3. amy lynn says:

    Well, obviously she looks great. She just does. And what I am about to say it what usually beings in a lot of follow up posts (not at this site, people are really decent here) that say “UR jelus! U must B fat!”.

    Ahem. OK, so she obviously looks great – but at what cost? We have seen her *painfully* thin before and when I saw this bit on TV, her arms looked so thin. I just hope she is being healthy and setting a decent example. (And one unrelated remark – SETTLE DOWN! Kids who get pulled out of school and away from friends every few months or so *can* get really messed up! Stay put!).

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