Angelina Jolie: Jackie O Wannabe?
September 6, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Make Up
Jackie’s Gotta Be Turning Over…
Let me begin this post by putting it right out there: I am NOT a Skankgelina (er, Angelina) fan. I think she’s icky to the enth degree and I’m not buying this new persona she’s trying to push on us all. Oh – and I totally loathe her for taking Brad off the market, since I’m pretty sure he was thisclose to seeking me out and asking for my hand…
But, I digress.
When I saw this pic, my stomach turned. Because I think Ms. Jolie is trying to channel the late, great Jackie O. here, and she’s doing it poorly. Skankgie disgraces such class by looking skeletal and annoyed and spider-webbish. Her hair is a bore, the pearls – which look classic and lovely on many people – make her look pretentious and fake. Oh, and then there’s that matter of her joints jutting through her paper thin skin. Yuck.
Anyhoo, as much as I pretty much despise Skankgie, back in the day, she at least had her own sense of style. Now she’s trying too hard to be normal and we all know better. This could quite possibly be my most hated look of the week.
Off to the lounge. Need. To. Erase. Image. From. My. Mind.
Thanks (I guess) to the fabby E for this pic
Wow, you really hate her huh. I think that dark lace over sheer white looks good on some occasions but not this one and I agree about the skinny. Aren’t we over joints sticking out yet. Oh, and her hair — Lame.
LOL. She looked better the next day with a pencil skirt and a black ruffled top. I’m slowly warming up to her again. I used to not like her for taking Brad away from Jen but eh, bygones..lol. But I agree, she’s too skinny these days.
hey girl
like the pearls better than billie bob’s blood trinket . I agree, too skinny and a wanna be to late.
Jennifer – Nah, I don’t HATE anybody. This chick makes me want to yak, though, so close enough. Anyhoo, love her or not, she looks like shit here. No getting around that.
To quote the Great Jennifer – “Lame.” Totally lame.
Dexie – No, say it ain’t so! Tell me you’re not starting to LIKE this chick. She’s so…skanky. You’re better than that. Whatever, I’ll forgive you if I have to, but I’d prefer not to acknowledge your tolerance of her at all, okay? I don’t wanna stop liking you.
ANYWAY, the fact of the matter here is that she can’t hold a stick to the classy chicks that are out there (Jen included…I heart her to pieces!). I agree Skankgie looked better in her next-day garb, but here she looks like ralph. Just the facts. I calls them as I sees them.
Hey, are you making fun of me? That’s okay… I actually have no clue where that valley girl stuff comes from; I’m way more 70s than 80s? It just pops out; but I swear I don’t wear those off the shoulder tees or mesh (I swear) just talk like I might (sometimes).
No WAY! I would NEVER make fun of you! You’re one of my very favorite chicks. I have actually grown an affinity for the word “lame” suddenly. Wonder where that came from?
What was that you were saying on your Tree Hugging Family blog about being a good influence? You’re single-handedly about to rightfully resurrect the word “lame”. Embrace it. Love it. Use it. I know I will.
She is nothing more than a skanky homewrecker!! I hope Brad dumps her some day!
Well put, Rhonda. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
He’ll come to his senses some day. I thought maybe that hideous dress might do it, but nah, guess not.
I agree that this look is all wrong for her. Even ignoring the fact that she is sickly thin…this dress is dowdy and aging.
Right on, Wendy dahling. Motherhood is aging enough – why dress in anything that would magnify those effects???
I’ve been Snarkstress-post MIA but I had to go back into the archives and comment on this one. Once again, I applaud Snarkstress for being RIGHT ON. Somehow that vial of Billy Bob’s blodd around her neck worked a lot better than the pearls.
Uhh…you might think about taking a closer look at pictures of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, especially in the 70’s….skeletal…pearls…and your description of “joints jutting through her paper thin skins” – well, gosh, uhm…look at some pix of Jackie in a shoulderless dress…her collar bone juts out of her paper-thin body like a granite promitory from a cliff…Massively large green eyes far apart, big thick lips….Regardless of what you think of Angie J or Jackie O – they are dead ringers for one another. In fact, if they do the Jackie O movie, I think it’s Angie J or nobody.