Are You Freaking Kidding Me?
August 6, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Make Up, Shoes, Singers
From Mommy to Street Walker
Greetings, dahlings.
I can assure you this will be a quick post because, well, not much needs to be said here. Well, not much other than “WTF was Brit thinking?!?”
Puh-leeze. Where is hardbody, cutey/sexy Brit of days gone by? Cripe, I’d even take skanky Barefoot-in-a-Gas-Station-Bathroom Brit over this. I mean, this is the kind of outfit that makes K-Fed look like a class act, yanno? It’s truly making me sweat…and not in a good way.
Okay, I’m done. I could go on for days, but I’d rather turn this over to you. What do you think of Ms. Spears’ glam style here? Hmm? C’mon, weigh in. The Snarkstress is dying to know your thoughts.
I’ll be head first in a gin pail while I’m awaiting some responses. This pic was just too painful – Must. Drown. Out. Visual. Image. With. Gin.
Thank you UKGlamour for this horrendous photo.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any worse – she did!
I don’t even know what to say about the outfit. And umm .. the hair?
Maybe she’s headed to a costume party?
*hiccup* Uh, yeah. Costume party. Let’s hope that’s the case, Kori. Let’s hope.
this is supposed to be for her new upcoming video. for her new album. but then i’m curious what kind of song. i dunno, i just want to smack her sometime. K-Fed looks more sane these days.
Would you be so kind as to issue a Brillo pads with such posts? Here I am (at work, shh), poking around Snarkstress, and BAM! Assaulted with this image and nothing handy to scrub it from memory! Please, Snarkstress, I beg of you. Make the Brillos available to your fans.
Dexie – Yeah, I heard this is for a video. And yanno what? The Snarkstress will be flipping the channel in a hurry if I have to witness this repulsiveness for 3 to 4 minute stretch. Hurl.
Schadenfreude – Brillos are not a bad idea. The Snarkstress apologizes for harming your gray matter and hopes you will not be scarred for life. Come back anyway, even if you are, hm?
I think I just found my diet incentive! Where’s my thighmaster????
Not looking so Fit and Fabulous, now is she Rhonda? No question your thighs are FAR hotter.
P.S. There’s something to be said for Thighmasters, Brit. Take note.
I don’t even know what to say. For once, I’m actually speechless. Holy.
Oops! She did it again! Another attempt to make KFed look better than the “caucasion refuse” she has turned into!? Just think…her kids will be so proud!
Jennifer – Speechless? You? Say it isn’t so!!!
Debra – “Caucasian Refuse”! HA! That is GREAT! The Snarkstress is sooo getting on board with that term.
*Giggling while tipping back my Mimosa* Caucasian Refuse. Heh.
Do NOT go looking for a picture of the backshot of that getup. I’m warning you.
PLEASE tell me you haven’t seen a backside picture of this, Kim. Please.
The very thought of it makes me want to scrub my corneas with those Brillo pads Schadenfreude was talking about above. Ugh.
It wasn’t by choice, let me assure you. Our friend here really needs to realize her butt is no longer unblemished by cellulite, nor as perky as it once was.
Ah, the delusional bliss of Ms. Spears.
So glad to hear your eyesight is still in tact, Kim. That must’ve been quite traumatic for you. Poor dear.