By now we are all mighty used to one Paris Hilton wearing off-the-wall, skimpy duds pretty much everywhere she goes. But she really outdid herself at the 2009 Grammy Awards with this frock. Looks like it’s from the P. Hil Boudoir/Clown School Collection. Seriously. I don’t mind that the girl is shakin’ down some serious color. Sure, the colors are that of a circus costume, but still. And I don’t even mind she’s rocking a major mini. She’s got the stems to do it. However, the combo of the style of this thing mixed with the ick-inducing colors is just too much to handle. This is one of her worst get-ups, in my snarky opinion. But yanno what? Whatever. Without Paris making major fashion eff-ups like this, I’d... [Read more]

First off, allow me to give my super props to Coldplay on their multiple awards for the crazy-hot song Viva La Vida. Swear to Gawd, that is one of my favorite tunes evah and I’m totally stoked they got some fab recognition for it. However…I must question the ridiculous fashion ensembles these crazy fools be wearing. Sure, I totally get that they’re quirky and what not, but honestly, I feel like I’m looking at an old photo of Menudo or something from back in the day. The bright colors are a bit wiggy even for those who tend to push the fashion envelope. They just look damn silly, if you ask me, and I’m thisclose to being embarrassed for them (except that I just don’t have the energy to be embarrassed for people... [Read more]

Well now. Just when you thought you’d shaken me off for good, I’m baaaaack! The oh-so-awesome Julie, who was in charge here for a bit while I was off being fabulous somewhere else, did a bang up job, did she not? But alas, I simply could not resist the allure of coming back, so here I is. What a thrill. Seriously, I am so excited to be here. There is so much horrible celeb fashion going on out there, I can hardly contain myself. I hope you are feeling chatty because I’d love to start some lively discussions on just what is being worn out there in H-wood. Of course, there is also plenty of great fashion, and we’ll take a look at some of that as well. In any case, just wanted to let you know who’s behind the snark... [Read more]

My dahlings, October marks about 15 months of little ‘ol me snarking on the poor, unsuspecting celebs of our world day in and day out. But alas, this shall be my final post. Please hold your applause. While it was an excruciating decision to leave this baby of mine, it’s time to go, I suppose. Call it an attack of the conscious (pffft!), call it being short on time, call it whatever you want, I call it the end. Sadly enough. I may come back every now and again simply because I’m honestly not sure how it’s going to go over, me keeping my opinions to myself and all, but I leave you in good hands. Julie Bonner, a total star celeb blogger in b5media-Land will be taking over and she’s totally up for the challenge. All... [Read more]

Well, leave it to Ms. Mariah Carey to take a perfectly good Halloween costume and slut it right up. But hey, that’s her M.O. and she owns it, so more power to her. Plus, you gotta admit, she looks damn hot! Yanno, dahlings, bless any woman who has the cajones to appear in public like this (one who is not a paid stripper, that is). That takes some confidence, particularly if there are cupcakes and Doritos to be had at such an event. Mariah, you will never cease to blow my mind, girl. And that’s not an easy feat… HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DAHLINGS! Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com [Read more]