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Friday, November 20th, 2009

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The Snarkstress

The Snarkstress

The Snarkstress has an impeccable taste for fashion. When style falls short she isn’t afraid to point out every painful little detail. When celebrities dress in the morning, they have one thing in mind: impressing The Snarkstress. From red carpets to partying in the city to grabbing milk at the corner store, no style is safe from The Snarkstress’s unwavering gaze, so celebrities... beware.

Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Twilight saga

While I continue to be underwhelmed by Robert Pattison and his goofy facial expressions, Kristen Stewart is slowly moving up on my list of young stars.  When she’s running around in sweats and sneakers she looks like a regular old girl, but I do have to admit that when she cleans up she is impressively gorgeous. She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels.  I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!!  Ladies, pale skin is in so you better start slathering on your sunscreen when you go on vacay this winter!  I’m not really feeling the slicked-back ‘do, but the short hair probably doesn’t give her... [Read more]

Feast Your Eyes on Robert Pattison

November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors, Twilight saga

Here you go, ladies…currently the hottest man in the world:  the much lusted after Robert Pattison!!!  Well, unfortunately for all of you die hard Twilight fans out there, I’m going to have to admit that I’m just not feelin’ this guy.  He’s supposed to be super dreamy Edward, but somehow he just looks kind of dorky and scruffy.  Am I crazy???  Does anyone else totally not get the obsession with Robert Pattison??? Well, even though I’m not a Team Edward girl I do love the Twilight saga so enjoy your pic of Edward at the premiere of the second movie in the series, New Moon. I think it’s the expression on his face that continues to bug me…I know he’s going for the chill guy look, but it... [Read more]

Holly Madison Finally Needs a Real Job

November 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us.  Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas. What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her???  Yikes!  I think she’s just tired of sharing the spotlight with other hot blondes and wanted to finally stand out! Poor Holly…she should try to get her own show like Kendra and Bridget... [Read more]

Leighton Meester Really Wants To Be Sexy

November 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Leighton Meester, TV Shows

I liked it better when I thought Leighton Meester was a real life version of Blair Waldorf.  But when she makes raunchy music videos, has rumors of sex tapes, and dresses like a classy stripper when attending events, I just get really disappointed.  Why can’t she be more classy in real life? Leighton aka Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl made an appearance at the opening of the new American Eagle store in Times Square.  She is a beautiful girl, but she went waaay overboard with the attempt at being sexy here.  The V-neck down to the belly button with the exposed bra, the super short leather mini, the extreme smoky eyes, and the bright red lipstick are just not a good look. And let’s not even address the scary look on her face…I’m... [Read more]

I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This

November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Am I out of the loop?  Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE??  Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night. In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go.  The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go??? Let’s just pretend this isn’t Beyonce and we’ll give her another chance. Image: Zuma Press [Read more]

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