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Saturday, November 7th, 2009

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The Snarkstress

The Snarkstress

The Snarkstress has an impeccable taste for fashion. When style falls short she isn’t afraid to point out every painful little detail. When celebrities dress in the morning, they have one thing in mind: impressing The Snarkstress. From red carpets to partying in the city to grabbing milk at the corner store, no style is safe from The Snarkstress’s unwavering gaze, so celebrities... beware.

The Other Hilton Likes Red Shoes

November 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Fashion Miss, Socialites

Okay I kind of forgot about the Hilton sisters lately…they don’t really do anything interesting (not that they ever did…but they were at least getting engaged and stuff) and don’t have any good clothes.  If I had all that money I would definitely be spending on CUTE clothes and not ugly ones. Speaking of…Nicky Hilton (ya know…the other Hilton) was talking and walking in Sunset Plaza with a terrible outfit on!  The worst part is that she was definitely trying…it’s a way-too-planned outfit that just is yuck.  I HATE the fit of the T-shirt…even though the graphic is cute, it fits like something that should be worn to the gym.  The terrible tee with the huge cardigan just somehow make her... [Read more]

Katy Perry Wears a Shag Rug

November 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Fashion Miss, Singers

I am searching for words to describe the strange dress that Katy Perry wore to the press conference for the MTV Europe Music Awards…so far I have shag rug, ostrich, and floor mop.  If you had a little lap dog this dress would be perfect because it could fall asleep in your lap so easily…so soft and snuggly. It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out.  Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude does not work for her. The lacy platforms with velvet bows are cute, but again they just don’t look that great on her.  It’s like her feet are telling me how... [Read more]

Not a Good Look for Charlize Theron

Designer dress…gorgeous.  Charlize Theron…gorgeous.  Put the two together and somehow…NOT gorgeous. I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress. I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident.  I’ve decided... [Read more]

Audrina and Lo Dressed as Twins

November 4, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits, TV Shows

I don’t know how it happened, but it’s official:  I am HOOKED on The Hills again!  Isn’t that sooo lame?  Or maybe that just reminds us how lame Lauren Conrad was…and now that she’s gone it’s easier to “like” the show. Anyways, the show is supposed to be the go-to on television for great fashion, but I’m a little ho hum about Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth’s outfits lately.  Here they are walking down the street while filming an episode…and they are basically matching!  Black leggings, long white shirt, with black jacket/vest.  How can we look to these girls for fashion advice if they dress so boring??  I think everyone I know already dresses like that.  Yawn.  Seriously... [Read more]

Carrie Underwood in a Perfect Outfit

November 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Omg Carrie Underwood has become one of those celebrities who I just want TO BE!!!  I mean seriously…what is NOT amazingly perfect about her???  She has the hottest boyfriends, the best voice, the best clothes, makeup, hair, and on and on and on.  She even seems sweet…could that be possible? Carrie performed at Lincoln Center for Good Morning America and had the absolute cutest outfit ever!!  I can’t even believe that this girl had to go through American Idol to become famous…I feel like she was born a star. Can we gush for a moment about this outfit?  I just spent FOREVER trying to figure out the designer of these amazing open-toe gladiator boots and unfortunately I have not yet found the answer…I will report... [Read more]

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