Here you go, ladies…currently the hottest man in the world:  the much lusted after Robert Pattison!!!  Well, unfortunately for all of you die hard Twilight fans out there, I’m going to have to admit that I’m just not feelin’ this guy.  He’s supposed to be super dreamy Edward, but somehow he just looks kind of dorky and scruffy.  Am I crazy???  Does anyone else totally not get the obsession with Robert Pattison??? Well, even though I’m not a Team Edward girl I do love the Twilight saga so enjoy your pic of Edward at the premiere of the second movie in the series, New Moon. I think it’s the expression on his face that continues to bug me…I know he’s going for the chill guy look, but it... [Read more]

If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us.  Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas. What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her???  Yikes!  I think she’s just tired of sharing the spotlight with other hot blondes and wanted to finally stand out! Poor Holly…she should try to get her own show like Kendra and Bridget... [Read more]

I liked it better when I thought Leighton Meester was a real life version of Blair Waldorf.  But when she makes raunchy music videos, has rumors of sex tapes, and dresses like a classy stripper when attending events, I just get really disappointed.  Why can’t she be more classy in real life? Leighton aka Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl made an appearance at the opening of the new American Eagle store in Times Square.  She is a beautiful girl, but she went waaay overboard with the attempt at being sexy here.  The V-neck down to the belly button with the exposed bra, the super short leather mini, the extreme smoky eyes, and the bright red lipstick are just not a good look. And let’s not even address the scary look on her face…I’m... [Read more]

Am I out of the loop?  Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE??  Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night. In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go.  The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go??? Let’s just pretend this isn’t Beyonce and we’ll give her another chance. Image: Zuma Press [Read more]

Oh hello Speidi!  I thought that perhaps you had tired of your never-ending search for more and more and more publicity and was hoping that you had just scurried away forever.  But what have I found?  That Heidi and Spencer have returned to the public eye. Here they are walking in Times Square after an appearance on The Alexa Chung Show.  I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to laugh at them again as I have so many times before.  Why do they keep doing this to themselves?  They look soooo incredibly awkward together that no one is buying that they have anything more than a socialite/publicist relationship.  Spencer is just Heidi’s publicist right? Spencer is sporting his signature scary bug eyes, Jimmy Neutron hairstyle, and... [Read more]