Beyonce In Clearance Lame
September 13, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Shoes, Singers
Draped in Disarray
Looks like someone should’ve been present at Fashion Week instead of the clearance bin at Jo Ann Fabrics, no? Maybe it’s just moi, but this dress does NOT scream Grecian Goddess – it screams “I ate too many Wendy’s Singles with Britney this week and none of my normally wet suit-tight dresses fit anymore, so I decided to wrap up in a lame nightmare instead. Like it?”
Uh no, B, we don’t. I mean jeez, even the hem of this cobble-job is puckery and sloppy and maybe it’s the beer goggles I’m still wearing, but it looks like she may be sporting silver shoes besides. Bleh. Just plain bleh.
More from the VMAs later, dahlings. I’ll be wrapping them up between today and tomorrow, but allow me to say how much I adore awards shows…Snarkstress job security at its finest.
Maybe her fairy godmother had her beer goggles on and downed a few at the wave of her wand.
i wanted to ask you if I could guest post here to shred Beyonce and this dress…LOL. But I chickened out at the last minute, heh,.
You wanted a shot at this dress, didja Dexie, dahling? Silly girl, you should’ve just asked. The Snarkstress always likes to share the love (or lack thereof.) Please, have at it. Add your thoughts if you’d like…we’re all ears (er, eyes).
Note to B: Sexy Curves + My Aunt Jenny’s Living Room Drapes=Not Too Sexy Anymore
Here, here Schadenfreude.
Wait…your Aunt Jenny has gold drapes? Is her last name “Trump” per chance?