Bowties May Be Source Of SJP Marital Issues
April 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If there was ever a barometer for a balanced relationship, it might be just how much the male partner looks like the female is responsible for every single piece of attire said male partner is wearing.
Would Ferris Bueller wear a bowtie? No. Not in 1986, not in 2009. Matthew Broderick and his mutton chops look like they would rather be anywhere but at the Opening Night of the Broadway play Mary Stuart in New York City.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s outfit doesn’t really fare any better. The shoes are beautiful and sure, pearls are nice. But when your career rests on film versions of a television show that hasn’t been on in years…and your current claim to fame is around being a fashion icon…ensembles such as this do you no favors.
There is a disconnect, dear Brodericks. Clearly a few unresolved issues are permeating the air around you two. Screw fashion with it’s pearls, bowties and bespoke suits…just for a minute. What you two need is a little dedicated relaxation time playing Scrabble in sweatpants.
Image: Splash News
Gag. They look like their heads have been photoshopped onto those bodies.