Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not Their Best Night
February 3, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actors, Actresses, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Fashion Miss, Suits
Oh dahlings, after that lapse of disdain on my part from the other week, I’m just thrilled that Angelina Jolie has effed up here so I can return to my normal grumblings over her. And even better is the fact that Brad Pitt has chosen a WTF outfit for the evening as well. This is like a two-fer! Fabulous!
So the rumor is that Skangelina is getting her bump on and that she’s wearing all these baggy shirts and dresses in order to “fool” the general public. And although I can’t say she looks particularly bumped-out here, I will still contest that this outfit is icky, despite the fact that it’s my beloved white and black.
Same goes for Brad. This suit looks like a joke. It’s too goddang tight and it totally resembles something a wide-eyed bride would choose for the gentlemen in her wedding party to wear for some fakey English afternoon garden wedding. Blech.
These two have had a few good fashion moments lately, but this sure as hell isn’t one of them. Thank Gawd for that. Kindness isn’t my top virtue.
Hope you’re having a great weekend, dahlings. *mwah*
The Snarkstress
I just let out an internal, yet terrifying, scream of disapproval. Get the brandy, GET THE BRANDY!!
xoxo.
I can’t look at the suit too long - it makes me dizzy!
Miss Elle, brandy by the vat sounds like a plan, dahling. Your place or mine?
P.S. Special thanks to Skangelina and Brad for giving Miss Elle and I a solid reason to imbibe (as if we needed one).
Kori, love, rest your precious eyes. You’ll need your vision in tact when photos of Brad sitting (and the subsequent package bulge from the constricting suit) surface. Mmm.