Call 9-1-1 Stat!
August 16, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Actresses, Fashion Miss, Singers
So Close, Ashley!
Gah! I was FINALLY set to say something positive about at least half of the Olsen twinks, but as my eyes progressed downward, my shredder began sensing it was time for action and started whirring away.
What in the hell is on her legs?
At first, I’m thinking: Omigod, put down your damn camera and call this chick an ambulance! Clearly she has some sort of rare disease and it’s creeping up her legs. This is bad, really bad.
Then, I realized these are shoes and that she’s done this to herself on purpose. This realization was followed by a soaking of my eyeballs in that vat of Grey Goose I had handy and a retreat to The Cove, shuddering.
And to think, she almost had The Snarkstress Approval. What a pity.
Thanks (I guess) to People for this pic
One message to Ashley … a lot of things go on below the waist
buy yourself a full length mirror!
Oh… and what’s that she’s carrying in her hand? Is that supposed to be a handbag ?