Charlize Theron: The Living Featherduster
September 4, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss
Baseboards Dirty?
Who needs a cleaning lady when you’ve got a dress like Charlize’s? One quick tango around the room and your baseboards (shit, your whole floor, probably) will be dust bunny-free. This dress is just screaming “I want to live a second life as a featherduster. I’m more than just a Red Carpet showpiece, dammit!” Poor thing. May it soon realize its potential.
In other news, the disproportionate huge-ass skirt is just not working with the more scant top, and this is making her Girls look pitifully lackluster. I am grooving on the colors, but the rest of it just isn’t working for me.
But maybe it can work for you. Or the Holiday Inn hotel chain. In the housekeeping department. Oy.
Photo from InStyle
hey, I just let my cleaning ladies go……. that would definitely be my feather duster. One quickie swipe and presto, you are done and $ ahead. hahahaha
Hmmm…I can just see you twirlin’ around after a few Mike’s Hards, klassygirl. You’d have the cleanest house on the block. Worth a shot, no?
hey got a six pk now, that is what i should be doin’
Hell yeah. I’ll be right over to help. Lemon only, though. Not that berry nonsense. Berry’s for sissies!