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Ciara Channels The 80s And Exposes Her Butt

April 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Looking like something right out of Star Trek, Ciara emerged from Bungalow 8 in London all smiles, hair extensions and heavy eyeliner.

While the dress is not my favorite, I can’t really condemn her too much for it. Yes, it looks sloppy, like it doesn’t quite fit on top and the skirt is far too short and the shoes just end up making her otherwise super athletic legs look stumpy and her feet look uncomfortably constrained instead of supported.

But it’s really the back of the dress (or lack thereof) which bothers me.

Ciara Bungalow 8 London

Image: Splash News

Did your mother not teach you how to be a lady, Ciara? I can understand showing a little skin, but you are giving away the farm and throwing in the tractor to sweeten the deal. Too much, Ciara. Too much. No wonder the front of your dress looks like it doesn’t fit – there’s nothing holding it together in the back.

Have a little class, darling. It’s a nightclub, not a brothel. And we all know you’re hot. You don’t need to prove it to us by overexposing the goods. Really, we know.

Ciara Bungalow 8 London

Image: Splash News

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5 Responses to “Ciara Channels The 80s And Exposes Her Butt”
  1. Booo! says:

    I don’t see butt in that picture.Just her back.
    Stop being a tyrannical frigid prude.

    I do see an a**hole though and it’s the person that wrote this ‘rant’ and pretended to disguise it as an opinion.

    Sit down.FAIL!!

  2. Snarkstress says:

    Aren’t you a sweetie, Booo! Did you stumble on this post looking for full exposure? Gee…now what exactly does that say about you? Enjoy your parent’s basement!

  3. Talisa J says:

    Ciara is gorgeous and can do whatever she wants with her body. Nobody told ya soccer mom lookin’ azz to look at her.

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