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Snarkstress

Courtney Love Loves Her Pastries

September 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

That’s it, Courtney Love. Enjoy that pastry. Hopefully the extra carbs and calories will help fill out your spindly figure and compensate for the sad state of affairs that is your poor plastic surgery-ed face.

Though the outfit itself is fine (albeit a teensy bit young for you, dear – good thing you were a musician once upon a time) it’s you I continue to be concerned about, Courtney. Hopefully you continue to improve, cut it out with the dorky bangs – seriously, your hair looks like straw – poking out from under your hat, and we see you in better shape soon, sweetie. There is still hope, from what I can tell.

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

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